| 1. The Vain Person | 1. One who loves the smell of his own farts. |
| 2. The Amiable Person | 2. One who loves the smell of other peoples farts. |
| 3. The Proud Person | 3. One who thinks his farts are exceptionally fine. |
| 4. The Shy Person | 4. One who releases silent farts and then blushes. |
| 5. The Impudent Person | 5. One who boldly farts out loud and then laughs. |
| 6. The Scientific Person | 6. One who farts regularly but is truly concerned about air pollution. |
| 7. The Unfortunate Person | 7. One who tries awfully hard to fart, but poops instead. |
| 8. The Nervous Person | 8. One who stops in the middle of a fart. |
| 9. The Dishonest Person | 9. One who farts and blames it on the dog. |
| 10. The Honest Person | 10. One who admits he farted but offers a good medical reason. |
| 11. The Foolish Person | 11. One who suppresses a fart for hours and hours. |
| 12. The Thrifty Person | 12. One who always has several good farts in reserve. |
| 13. The Anti-Social Person | 13. One who abuses himself and farts in complete privacy. |
| 14. The Strategic Person | 14. One who conceals his farts with a loud laugh. |
| 15. The Sadistic Person | 15. One who farts in bed and then fluffs the covers over his head. |
| 16. The Intellectual Person | 16. One who can determine from the smell of his neighbors fart, the latest food consumed. |
| 17. The Athletic Person | 17. One who farts at the slightest exertion. |
| 18. The Miserable Person | 18. One who would truly love to, but can't fart at all. |
| 19. The Sensitive Person | 19. One who farts and then starts crying. |
| 20. The Bubbly Person | 20. One who farts in the bathtub. |
