What do you call a beautiful girl in Poland?
A tourist.
Did you hear bout the new Vietnamese cookbook?
110 Ways to cook your dog.
What do you call a black skindiver?
Jacques custodian.
How do you tell if a woman is wearing pantyhose?
If she farts, her ankles will swell.
How do you tell if a woman is wearing underwear?
Look for dandruff on her shoes.
Why don't niggers drive convertibles?
Because their lips would beat them to death.
Why do Mexicans have re-fried beans?
Have you ever heard of a Mexican doing
anything right for the first time?
What's the ultimate rejection?
When you're masterbating and your hand
falls asleep.
How do you tell how many Polocks live in a
town?
Count the cellar windows and multiply by
36.
How do you make a dead baby float?
Two scoops of ice cream & one scoop
of dead baby.
How do you kill an Italian?
Smash the toilet seat over his head while
he's getting a drink of water.
What happens to a Jewish man when he walks
into a wall with an erection?
He breaks his nose.
Once again, these are just jokes past on to me from others, I just place them here for a few laughs for you.
