Employee Performance Evaluation Form
Employee Name:________________________________Date:______________
Postition/Title:____________________________________Soc.Sec.No.___________
Knowledge:
__The son-of-a-bitch really knows his shit.
__Knows just enough to be dangerous.
__Only half a brain and is dangerous.
__Fucking brain damaged.
Attitude:
__Extremely cooperative (if you kiss his ass)
__Brown noser
__Often pisses off co-workers
__Doesn't give a shit, never did, never will
Reliability:
__Really a dependable little cocksucker.
__Can rely on him to be the first out the fucking door.
__Totally fucking worthless.
Leadership:
__Carries a chainsaw and gets good results.
__Better leader than MacArthur at evaluation time.
__Occasionally told to get fucked.
__Mother Teresa would tell this guy to get fucked.
Accuracy:
__Does excellent work if not preoccupied with pussy.
__Pretty good, only occasionally blows it out his ass.
__Has to take off his shoes to count higher than 10.
__Couldn't count his balls and get the same number twice.
Appearance:
__Extremely neat, even combs his pubic hair.
__Looks great at evaluation time.
__Dirty, filthy, smelly son-of-a-bitch.
__Flies will leave fresh dog shit to follow him.
Performance:
__Goes like a son-of-a-bitch if there's money in it for him.
__Does all kinds of shit at evaluation time.
__Works only if kicked in the ass every two minutes.
__Couldn't do less if he were in a coma.
I understand, pursuant to the Information Act and the Federal Privacy Act of 1974, that my work and performance are being documented, and that I have the right to examine and copy this documentation. I have the right to review differences in order to resolve them and I have the right to counsel and I know my rights under the aboved-mentioned Acts of 1074. I further acknowledge that I am as fucked up as a football bet and I will arrange to correct my deficiencies.
Signed:_____________________________________________________________Date:______________
