Dumb Men Jokes
Strange.............But True!!!
Why are all dumb blonde jokes one liners?
So men can understand them.
What is the difference between government bonds and men?
Government bonds mature.
What's a man's idea of helping with the housework?
Lifting his feet so that you can vacuum.
What's the difference between a man and E.T.?
E.T. phoned home.
Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women?
When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.
What did God say after he created man?
"I can do better than this!"
How do men define a 50/50 relationship?
Women cook/Men eat, Women clean/Men dirty, Women Iron/Men wrinkle.
What's the best way to force a man to do a sit up?
Place the remote control between his toes.
How do men exercise at the beach?
By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?
A hot dog and a six pack.
How are men like noodles?
They are always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.
Why is it good that there are female astronauts?
When the crew gets lost in space, at least the women will ask for directions.
