There was a woman who was pregnant with
twins, and shortly before they were due, she had an accident and went into
a coma. Her husband was away on business, and unable to be reached.
While in the coma, she gave birth to her twins. The only person around
to name her children was her brother.
When the mother came out of her coma to
find she had given birth and that her brother had named the twins, she
became very worried. She knew her brother wasn't a very bright person.
She was sure he had named them something absurd or stupid.
When she saw her brother she asked him
about the twins.
He said, "The first one was a girl."
The mother: "What did you name her?"
The brother: "Denise!"
The mother: "Oh, wow, that's not
bad! What about the second one?"
The brother: "The second one was
a boy."
The mother: "Oh, and what did you
name him?"
The brother: "Denephew."
