Dear Diary
| Aug 12 |
Moved to our new home in Michigan. It is beautiful here.
The hilss and lakes are so majestic. Can hardly wait to see snow
covering them. |
| Oct 14 |
Michigan is the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves are
turned all the colors and shardes of reds and orange. Went for a
ride through the beautiful mountains and saw some deer. They are
so graceful. Certainly they are the most wonderful animals on earth.
This must be paradise. I love it here. |
| Nov 11 |
Deer season will start soon. I can't imagine anyone wanting to
kill such a gorgeous creature. Hope it will snow soon. I love
it here. |
| Dec 2 |
It snowed last night. Woke up to find everything blanketed with
white. It looks like a postcard. We went outside and cleaned
the snow off the steps and shoveled the driveway. We had a snowball
fight (I won), and when the snowplow came by, we had to shovel the driveway
again. What a beautiful place. I love Michigan. |
| Dec 12 |
More snow last night. I love it. The snowplow did his trick
again to the driveway. I love it here. |
| Dec 19 |
More snow last night! Couldn't get out of the driveway to get
to work. I am exhausted from shoveling. Fucking snowplow! |
| Dec 22 |
More of that white shit fell last night. I've got blisters on
my hands from shoveling. I think the snowplow hides around the curve
and waits until I'm done shoveling the driveway. Asshole! |
| Dec 25 |
Merry Fucking Christmas! More friggen snow. If I ever get
my hands on the son-of-a-bitch who drives the snowplow, I swear I'll kill
the bastard. Don't know why they don't use more salt on the roads
to melt the fucking ice. |
| Dec 27 |
More white shit last night! Been inside for three days except
for shoveling out the driveway after that snowplow goes through every time.
Can't go anywhere, car's stuck in a mountain of white shit. The weatherman
says to expect another 10" of the shit again tonight. Do you know
how many shovels full of snow 10" is? |
| Dec 28 |
The fucking weatherman was wrong. We got 34" of that white shit
this time. This rate it won't melt before the summer. The snowplow
got stuck up and that bastard came to the door and asked to borrow my shove.
After I told him I had broken six shovels already shoveling all the shit
he pushed into the driveway, I broke the last one over his fucking head. |
| Jan 4 |
Finally got out of the house today. Went to the store to get
food on the way back a damned deer ran in front of the car and I hit it.
Did about $3,000.00 damage to the car. Those fucking beasts should
be killed. Wish the hunters had killed them all last November. |
| May 3 |
Took the car to the garage in town. Would you believe the thing
is rusting out from that fucking salt they put all over the roads. |
| May 10 |
Moved to Georgia. I can't imagine why anyone in their right mind
would ever live in that God-forsaken state of Michigan. |
