Dating Dictionary
SOBER: condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love.
ATTRACTION: the act of associating horniness with a particular person.
LOVE AT 1ST SIGHT: what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet.
DATING: the process of spending enormous amounts of money, time, and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don't especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future.
BIRTH CONTROL: avoiding pregnancy through such tactics as swallowing special pills, inserting a diaphram, using a condom, and dating repulsive men.
EASY: a term used to describe a woman who has the sexual morals of a man.
EYE CONTACT: a method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.
FRIEND: a member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.
INDIFFERENCE: a woman's feeling towards a man, which is interpreted by the man as "playing hard to get".
IRRITATING HABIT: what the endearing little qualities that initially attract two people to each other turn into after a few months together.
LAW OF RELATIVITY: how attractive a given person appears to be is directly proportionate to how unattractive your date is.
