What's the difference between a man and a catfish?
One is a bottom-feeding scumsucker and the other is a fish.

What did God say after creating man?
I can do better!

Husband:  "Want a quickie?"
Wife:  "As opposed to what?"


I went to the county fair.  They had one of those "Believe It or Not" shows.
They had a man with both a penis and a brain.

What do you have when you have two little balls in the palm of your hand?
A man's undivided attention.

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
1.  No mind.
2.  No business.

How is a man like a snowstorm?
Because you don't know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it'll stay.

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