All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades. one knight told his best friend, "My bride is without a doubt one of the most beautiful women in the world. It would be a terrible waste if no man could have her. Therefore, as my best and most trusted friend, I am leaving you the key to her chastity belt to use should I not return from the Crusades."
The company of knights were only a mile or so out of town when they noticed a dust approaching. Thinking it might be an important message from the town the column halted.
A horseman approached. It was the knight's best friend. He said, "Hey! You gave me the wrong key!!!"
