How You Can Save With A Woodstove!
 
 
Stove, Pipe, Installation, etc. 458.00
Chainsaw 149.95
Gas And Maintenance for Chainsaw  44.60
Four Wheel Drive Picup 8,379.04
Four Wheel Drive Pickup Maintenance 438.00
Replace Rear Window Of Pickup (Twice) 310.00
Fine For Cutting Unmarked Tree In State Forest 500.00
Fourteen Cases of Miller 126.00
Littering Fine  50.00
Tow Charge From Creek  50.00
Doctor's Fee For Removing Splinter From Eye  45.00
Safety Glasses  29.50
Emergency Room Treatment (Broken Toe - Dropped Log) 125.00
Safety Shoes  49.50
New Living Room Carpet 800.00
Paint Walls And Ceiling 110.00
Worcester Chimney Brush and Rods  45.00
Log Splitter 150.00
Fifteen Acre Wooded Lot 9,000.00
Taxes on Wood Lot 310.00
Replace Coffee Table (Chopped Up & Burned While Drunk)  75.00
Divorce Settlement 33,678.22
Total First Year Cost 54,922.81
Savings in "Conventional" Fuel- First Year 107.37
Next Cost of First Year's Wood Burning 54,815.44
 
 
 
 
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