This letter was started by a woman like yourself, in hopes of bringing relief to other tired and discontented women.
Unlike most chain letters, this one doesn't cost anything.
Just send a copy of this letter to five of your friends who are equally frustrated. Then, bundle up your Husband or Boyfriend in your life, send him to the woman whose name appears at the top of this list, and add your name to the bottom of the list.
When your name comes to the top of the list, you will recieve 16,877 men. One of them is bound to be better than the one you already have.
DO NOT BREAK THE CHAIN!
One woman broke the chain and got her own son-of-a-bitch back!!!
At this writing, a friend of mine already had received 184 men. They
buried her yesterday, but it took three undertakers 36 hours to take the
smile off her face and two days to get her legs together so they could
close the coffin.
