This guy goes into a bar and orders a drink. He says to the bartender,"give me a shot a whiskey". He downs it. Then he says,"give me another one". He downs it too. The bartender says,"Wow, you sure are drinking a lot, what is the occasion?" The guy says,"I am celebrating my first blow job!" The bartender says," Well that is a good occasion, here is 2 on the house." The guy says," no thanks, If the first 2 didn't get the taste out of my mouth, niether will the second 2!"
