Remember, Barbie not only comes with Blonde hair, but with brown, red, black, etc....it's just an air head thing!
Two blondes were walking through the woods and they came to some tracks. The first blonde said, "These look like deer tracks," and the other one said, "No, they look like moose tracks." They argued and argued for a while and they were still agruing when the train hit them.
Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. They tried and tried to get the door open, but they couldn't. The girl with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch her breath, and her friend said anxiously, "Hurry Up! It's starting to rain and the top is down!"
A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes homke to find her husband in bed with a beautiful red head. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds tothe husband, "Shut up.....you're next."
Why did the blonde laugh on Saturday?
Some one told her a joke on Tuesday.
A blonde woman competed with a brunette woman and a redheaded woman in the Breast stroke division of an English Channel swim competititon. The brunette came in first, the redhead second. The blonde woman finally reached shore completely exhausted. After being revived with blankets and coffee she remarked, "I don't want to complain, but I think those other two girls used their arms."
A blonde went to her doctor complaining about severe pain whenever she touched herself any where on her body. The doctor asked her to demonstrate. She touched her arm and screamed with pain. She then touched her leg and again she screamed with pain. Then she touched her head and began to cry from the pain. The doctor then asked her, "Are you a natural blonde?" She happily replied, "Yes". The doctor said, "Then that explains it! You broke your finger!"
