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Jane entered the kitchen on morning, reached
to turn on the light, and it didn't work. After replacing the bulb,
it still didn't work. When John, her husband, came home, she said
"Honey, the light switch is broken. Could you fix it for me please?"
To which John replied while displaying proudly the front of his shirt,
"Do you see 'Electrician' written on teh front of this shirt?" Jane
said nothing.
The next day, John came home and Jane
said, "Honey, the cabinet door fell off today. Could you put it back
on for me please?" To which John, of course, replied, "Do you see
'Carpenter" written anywhere on the front of this shirt?"
The next day, John came home and Jane
said, "Honey, the water pipe under the sink is leaking. Could you
fix it for me please?" Right! John replied, "Do you see 'Plumber' written
anywhere on the front of this shirt?"
The next day, John came home and the light
switch was working, the cabinet door had been replaced, and the pipe wasn't
leaking. John said, "I see you found some good repairman".
To which Jane replied, "No, I just called the neighbor next door."
John asked, "Oh really?" And how much did he charge?"
Jane laughed and siad, "He didn't charge
anything. He siad I could just bake him some "goodies" or we could
trade it out in sex." To which, of course, John asked, "Well, what
type of "goodies" did you bake for him?"
And Jane said proudly while displaying
the front of her shirt, "Honey, do you see 'Betty Crocker' written on here
anywhere?"
