A woman's husband was watching a football game and she was bored. So she went outside and decided to pick up some trash in the yard. After a while the husband came outside and was watching her work when he said, "You know, your butt is as big as that Bar-B-Que grill!" She didn't say anything, she just kept working.
That night he crawled into bed and she turned her back to him. He asked her what was wrong? Didn't she want to have sex with him?
She said, "Why should I fire up this big old Bar-B-Que grill for just one little weenie like that?"
