Famous American Fibs
-The check is in the mail.
-I'll start my diet tomorrow.
-We service what we sell.
-Give me your number and the doctor will call you right back.
-Money cheerfully refunded.
-One size fits all.
-This offer limited to the first 100 people who call in.
-Your luggage isn't lost, it's only misplaced.
-Leave your resume and we'll keep it on file.
-I just need five minutes of your time.
-This hurts me more than it hurts you.
-Your table will be ready in a few minutes.
-Open wide, it won't hurt a bit.
-Let's have lunch sometime.
-It's not the money, it's the principle.
