There was a couple who were big over-spenders.
They always dreamed to spend holidays in Hawaii, but were never able to
save any money to do so. One day they came up with an idea...each
time they have sex, they will put $20.00 into a piggy bank. They
bought the piggy, and followed that procedure for about a year. After
that time, they decided that there was enough money for their dream vacation
and broke open the piggy bank. The husband looked at their savings
and said:
"Isn't it strange. Each time we
had sex, I put $20.00 into the bank. But we have so many $50.00 and
a few $100.00 bills."
The wife replied: "Do you think
that everybody is as cheap as you are?"
