The 10 Least Believable Prophecies
1. "The place will be crawling with great looking girls!"
2. "When it says empty, there's always a couple of gallons left."
3. "Counting drinks and tip, you'll pay $30 tops!"
4. "It won't feel cold once you dive in!"
5. "They'll feel wonderful once you break them in."
6. "We're bringing it in right under budget."
7. "I'll send your waiter right over."
8. "You can assemble it yourself in minutes!"
9. "You'll housebreak him in no time!"
10. "I do."
