Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?


Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called a shipment, and something transported by ship is called cargo?


You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes--
why can’t they make planes out of the same material?


Why is it that when you are driving and looking for an address, you turn the radio down?

How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?


The spirit in you never ages!


Growing older is mandatory,
growing up is optional!


Would a fly that loses its wings be called a walk?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?


If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman to hear him ... is he still wrong?


If a turtle loses his shell, is it naked or homeless?


Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?


If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?


Why do people who know the least, know it the loudest?


If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

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