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LAUGH ALONE AND THE WORLD THINKS YOU'RE AN IDIOT
HE WHO LAUGHS LAST ... THINKS SLOWEST
EVER STOP TO THINK, AND FORGET TO START AGAIN?
OUT OF MY MIND. BACK IN FIVE MINUTES
AS LONG AS THERE ARE TESTS, THERE WILL BE PRAYER IN PUBLIC SCHOOLS
GOD PUT ME ON EARTH TO ACCOMPLISH A CERTAIN NUMBER OF THINGS.
RIGHT NOW I AM SO FAR BEHIND, I WILL NEVER DIE
IN MY NEXT LIFE, I'M GOING TO HAVE MORE MEMORY INSTALLED
WHEN THERE'S A WILL, I WANT TO BE IN IT!
OKAY, WHO STOPPED THE PAYMENT ON MY REALITY CHECK!
FEW WOMEN ADMIT THEIR AGE, FEW MEN ACT IT!
I DON'T SUFFER FROM INSANITY, I ENJOY EVERY MINUTE OF IT
IF RAISING CHILDREN WAS GOING TO BE EASY, IT WOULDN'T HAVE STARTED WITH SOMETHING CALLED "LABOR"
HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?
WARNING: DATES ON CALENDAR ARE CLOSER THAN THEY APPEAR
I LOVE MY A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E PROBLEM
IF A MUTE SWEARS, DOES HIS MOTHER WASH HIS HANDS WITH SOAP?
IF SOMEONE WITH MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES THREATENS TO KILL HIMSELF, IS IT CONSIDERED A HOSTAGE SITUATION?
INSTEAD OF TALKING TO YOUR PLANTS, IF YOU YELL AT THEM WOULD THEY STILL GROW, ONLY BE TROUBLED AND INSECURE?
WHAT'S ANOTHER WORD FOR SYNONYM?
ISN'T IT A BIT UNNERVING THAT DOCTORS CALL WHAT THEY DO "PRACTICE" ?
WHEN SIGN MAKERS GO ON STRIKE, IS ANYTHING WRITTEN ON THEIR SIGNS?
WHERE DO FOREST RANGERS GO TO "GET AWAY FROM IT ALL?"
WHY ISN'T THERE MOUSE-FLAVORED CAT FOOD?
WHY DO THEY REPORT POWER OUTAGES ON TV?
IS IT POSSIBLE TO TOTALLY PARTIAL?
IF A PARSLEY FARMER IS SUED, CAN THEY GARNISH HIS WAGES?
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