Myths

A. You can't get pregnant...
1. if it's the first time your having sex.
2. if she doesn't reach orgasm.
3. before she has her FIRST period.
4. doing it standing up.
5. douching with Coke (or any other soft drink) right afterwards.
6. if you piss afterwards.

B. Masturbation causes...
1. causes blindness.
2. hair to grow on your palms.

C. No one ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, *ever*, EVER, *EVER*, *EVER*! makes
an irrelevant post to alt.sex.

D. People read the FAQ file first, before asking the net about something.