How does one give a hand job?

How to Give the Perfect Hand Job

by Brooks Peters

Sex means more than intercourse; exploring all the different variations
enhances your sex life and keeps it from getting stale. Masturbating your
partner can be very exciting for both of you. So, read on and learn how to
let your fingers do the walking.

Mutual masturbation can be a thrilling experience, but first, we need to
study the basics of manual technique. Most men feel women aren't skilled at
handling penises. Their grips are too limp, lacking conviction and
exuberance. They seem afraid to apply pressure, yet often pull or tug at
inappropriate moments, disrupting the rhythm. They also have a tendency to
scratch. Clearly, we all need to be more knowledgeable about the proper
methods of mutual masturbation. Either you or your partner can perform the
following exercises. But it is written with an experienced woman in mind.

The first concern is always a matter of size. Is it large or small?
Somewhere in between? No issue has ever received greater attention than
the size of a man's penis. Man's obsession with cock size is probably a
mental vestige of his primitive primate past, but as far as human sexuality
is concerned, it's a waste of time. A large penis doesn't have any effect
on a woman's physical enjoyment unless she has a deep-seated psychological
attachment to well-endowed men.

How about its shape? Is it curved like a boomerang or is it straight like an
arrow? Does your fist fit around the spongy mass of the shaft? Does your
hand completely engulf it? This is good because you can squeeze it all at
once. But don't be an organ grinder. Be gentle, yet firm. If the penis
has an unusual girth, your hand may not completely encircle it. In such
cases, try both hands to insure you don't miss any of the tender areas while
stroking.

Explore every square inch of his genital surface area. A man loves to have
his penis worshipped, played with, tickled, fondled, massaged. Let him know
that you are not afraid, ashamed or disgusted.

Don't start stroking or jerking quite yet. Just feel the fullness of it all.
Let your fingers run from the balls to the top of the cock head, swirl around
there, then slide back down the other half and end back down at the balls.
The movements should be swift and smooth, without bumping or stalling.

Now you're ready for some stepped-up action, but you don't want to suddenly
lapse into a series of beatings, whackings, jackings and jerkings. Tease the
more sensitive areas of the penis. These include: the glans and corona, and
the tender part of the bottom side of his penis.

Bring your palm up to the top of the glans and park it there flat out,
fingers held together and stiff, thumb pointed straight out. Spin it around
as if you were trying desperately to remove the tight lid of a jar. Your
man will be groaning in delicious agony. The glans is super sensitive and
this motion will bring him exquisite pleasure. He might grimace and cry
out, and probably try to push your hand away, but he's loving every second
of it. Now's your chance to be the one who plows ahead even though he's
pleading with you to stop!

After you've done this for a while, slip your hand down his testicles and
ever-so-gently grab them in your fingers, softly tugging them down away from
his shaft. If they are big and bulky, like Grade AA eggs, bounce them up
and down a couple of times in your hand. Tell him how heavy they feel, how
sexy they are. Whatever you do, don't squeeze them! This could put a real
damper on your lovemaking for the rest of the day. You might notice that
one of his nuts hangs lower than the other. This is perfectly normal.
Once you feel comfortable with the way his balls feel in your hand, gently
roll them up the underside of his shaft. Depending on their size and the
amount of room in the scrotum, they will most likely reach to half way of
his penis. He will like the way this feels.

Now, let go of his testicles and bring your fingers together in a makeshift
goosehead formation. Very lightly, begin to stroke his erection with your
fingers, running them all over his sensitive shaft and balls. You may wish
to slip the pocket of your goosehead handhold over the tip of his penis,
letting it rest there for a few seconds.

About this time, the penis will probably start to emit its natural lubricant.
Pre-seminal fluid is nature's way of moistening the canal of the urethra so
that the spermatozoa can swim more easily out of it; it also lubricates the
head of the penis. An uncircumcised penis gathers up this lubricant within
the foreskin and keeps the head very moist and slick. Use the juice to
lubricate the shaft. Sometimes, its musky smell can be an aromatic
aphrodisiac for you both.

If there is little or no pre-cum, don't be concerned. It is not a
requirement, and it doesn't always appear at exactly the same time.

In any case a good lubricant will work just as well. Add a drop of
moisturizing lotion to the shaft and gently rub it in. Alexandra Penney, in
her book, "How to Make Love to a Man", is very keen on massaging the lotion
between one's hands before putting it on the penis because sometimes the
cream is cold and the palm-rubbing warms it up.

If your partner doesn't seem to have a very firm erection, try using a
cinnamon-based ointment which you can find at your local sex novelty store or
acquire through a mail catalog. The slight burning sensation often causes
the penis to become rock-hard. Adding a little dab to the testicles also
helps. If you really want to do a number on him, slip a dollop of Ben-Gay
on his balls and watch him go through the roof.

One of the secrets of great manual sex is varying your hand motions. Here are
a few indispensable techniques:

SWITCH HITTER
Use both hands, alternating back and forth in a pattern you develop to offer
him the most arousal. He will notice the difference. Don't get into a
routine where the strokes are dull, and noncommittal. Give it to him good.
Get him to the point where he's singing out, "I second that hand motion!"

DOUBLE WHAMMY
How about going double or nothing! Bring both well-lubricated hands down on
his shaft. Some cocks are so big they require both hands. If your partner's
doesn't, then use the other hand to caress and lightly flutter his balls, or
tighten around the base of his shaft. If both hands fit along the length of
the shaft, move then together, up and down, in the typical pumping motion.
Pretend you're holding a baseball bat and are about to score a grand slam.
You can also vary the directions of your hands, one up, one down at the same
time. There's no doubt that two hands are better than one.

THE ANVIL STROKE
Bring one hand down, letting it stroke the penis from the top all the way to
the bottom. When it hits the bottom, release it. Meanwhile you're bringing
your corresponding hand down to the top of the shaft, creating an alternating
beating motion, hence the name "anvil stroke." Think of those blacksmith duos
who keep up a double beat pounding motion as they beat that rod of iron on a
piping-hot anvil.

THE SHUTTLE COCK
Not many people have heard of the "shuttle cock," but it's one of the best.
Take the penis in both hands, fingers lightly touching the sides of the

shaft. In order to visualize the position, think of yourself holding a
clarinet. Now flick the penis back and forth between your two hands by
holding on to the loose skin of the shaft. Shuttling it back and forth in
this manner may not seem incredibly thrilling to him at first, but pretty
soon, as it builds up momentum, it will drive him out of his mind. Orgasms
encountered via this method are sometimes messy, but always memorable.

THE BOOKENDS
Place both of your hands side by side against his shaft like a pair of
bookends. Now push hard against his penis. Then lift your hands up and
down. Continue in this manner for a while. The constant tugging of the
skin around the balls and the mons pubis will do the trick.

THE FLAME
Place your hands down on either side, your fingers pointing away from the
cock. Pretend you're a campfire girl and start spinning his pecker like a
stick of wood. This way you'll keep the home fires burning for a long time
to come.

THE BASE CLUTCH
Tighten your thumb and forefinger around the base of the shaft, pressing
down on the balls. This will cut off the blood (acting as an impromptu cock
ring) and help you steady the shaft in your hand. If the skin on it is
slick and immutable, you can stroke the penis with more friction, thereby
enhancing the excruciating experience.

THE LOVE TUG
As you are stroking him, lightly pull on the wispy strands of pubic hair
sprouting from his testicles. Don't pull so hard that you remove them, but
tease them gently, lovingly. This will make him holler with delight and awe
at your inventiveness.

THE TWO-TIMER
Tickle his balls with one hand while the other jerks him up and down.

THE THIGH-SWATTER
Use the hand that is currently unemployed to firmly but lovingly pat his
inner thighs.

BEST FIST FORWARD
Place your fist against his perineum as you're stroking him. He'll probably
start opening his legs a little wider, giving you more space to press
against. Guaranteed to drive him wild.

As always, it is the psychological impact of what you are doing that makes
the sex so satisfying. Let your mind escape into the uncharted wilderness
of fantasy. As a sexual pioneer, it is your manifest destiny to explore the
outer limits of your sensuality.

From: (wishes to remain anonymous)

"How to give the perfect handjob" has inspired the following additions.

All of the techniques below require good lubrication... Vaseline or
alboline are recommended. A fifty/fifty mixture of these two lubricants
is excellent.

THE MILKER Opposite of the Anvil - Hands alternate 'milking' up the penis,
starting at the base and working all the way up past the tip.

THE PERPETUAL PENETRATION Like the Anvil, but rather than just grabbing
the penis at the top, let his penis 'penetrate' into your fist on each
stroke. Before the head of his penis pops out of your hand, bring the
other hand up for the next penetration. This way it seems to him like
he is penetrating deeper and deeper into an infinite vagina. Make sure
you keep the penetration continuous for best results. Try faster or
slower to taste.

THE PALM SWIRL - Use your open palm to swirl around the head, the way
your tongue would lick an ice cream cone. This sensitizes the head,
and will make it get larger and turn (even more) red. Try reversing
direction for a surprise.

TINY CIRCLES - As in "The Palm Swirl", use your open palm on his glans,
but stop at each "hour of the clock", and make circular motions with
your open palm. This will make this part of the head EXTREMELY sensitive,
so move to the next hour after a few circles.

THE RING - Make a ring with your thumb and forefinger, and pump up and
down with this ring. When you get to the top, close the ring, then make
him squeeze his way in as you slide back down to the bottom.

THE DOOR KNOB - Turn the head of his penis like a you're trying to open a
door knob coated with grease. It won't turn, but he may flip. Now try
turning the other way. Repeat.

THE SHAFT - Stroke only his shaft, ignoring the head. You will notice it
swelling and turning red. When it's bright red and rock hard, use the
Door Knob, the Palm Swirl, or the Perpetual Penetration.

THE SPOT PINCH -- Lightly and slowly run a finger up the under side of
his cock. Ask him to tell you where the most sensitive spot is. Pinch
it, squeeze it, nibble it, tease it. This is a good spot to pinch to
turn a soft cock rock solid.