II am a Chihuahua (as if
you couldn't tell)
I AM NOT a "Taco Dog"
~ although those cute commercials have made us popular ~
Yuck.... people lips! Why do they think it is sooo darn cute when I go up and lick? Won't they be surprised when they find out where I've been sniffing!!!!???
Look at this picture... do you see what is happening to this poor little puppy?! Mom and Dad take me on vacation for a little R&R, and what happens... I turn into "Lucky Puppy"! For good luck, these children would come up to me, ruff my coat, and then plant a kid kiss on my head! Now don't I look comfy in this picture... my little 18" body stretched out to 2 feet! These are all Mom and Dad's nephew's and niece's... GO HOME.
Ah, now this is how ROYALTY should be treated! Here I am with Grandma, Auntie Jenn Notice my keen watch of those children-- go away, I am not your LUCKY PUPPY!!
Sorry about that....... but when nature calls.......
Gee... do you know what my owners just did.... they went out and bought me a "Little Sister"! I don't need a "Little Sister", I Don't Want a "Little Sister" ~~ why don't they just let me CONTINUE to be the KING? Owners, ya can't live WITH them, and ya can't live WITHOUT them!
LIFE SUCKS!
4/4/98: I discovered LAST NIGHT, that my little sister isn't so bad after all! I decided to be nice to her.... ya know, wash her face and ears -- and I all of a sudden have this certain "urge".... now, I admit I am not the smartest dog in the world.... but what does Mom and Dad mean when they tell Buttons to
"sit on it"?
Hello,
I'm Buttons ~~ Peppy's new Little Sister
and now, I HAVE MY OWN WEBSITE!
I'm just a small little dog (6.5 lbs. soaking wet), and I'm really worn out from all this work-- but check back soon, because there is a bunch of other neat stuff `bout "Nashvegas" that I'll fill y'all in on!
Why not check out my "owners" site... it's kinda cool
If you still like this crazy family... there is more
and get that stupid dog OFF MY PAGE!!!!!
Share in the spirit of love and romance!
