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Super Premium Malt Liquor

"Super Premium, huh? So is that like gasoline?"


Brewer: Lanchester

Where?: Well, it's imported from England by some outfit in San Rafael, CA

Alcoholic Content: 10%!!!  (from the can)

Taste: Like a malt liquor that has been fortified with Thunderbird wine. It has a sticky aftertaste.


Well, this one really is king of the hill. Yes, 10%, almost a full 2% over its second highest contender, Steel Reserve 211. Unfortunatly, I've only been able to find this in a 17 oz can, so I don't know if it comes in a 40 (or God forbid, a 64!).

Andy You know, you might be tempted to say, "Imported Malt Liquor, from England, give me a break, that is a bunch of wussy preppy crap meant for people who would normally drink Zima" but if you saw where I bought it, you would think twice before saying that. I found it in an unlit refrigerator case topped with King Cobra signs that looked 20 years old, in a dimly lit market that smelled of rotting meat, located in a neighborhood that I would NOT go into except in daylight. I thoroughly washed the cans the second I got home.
Justin This shit really tastes BAD.

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