Bodybag
Thanks to the Grand Master Cheeze Whiz for his original artwork
One day I got some interesting e-mail from someone by the name of "Ill Potato." with an very funny but fictional story about the "$1.23 special" (see the stories page). Later, Ill Potato, who wound up being someone who liked to go by the name of "Grand Master Cheez Whiz", who really is some guy named Christopher, sent me the above artwork with the following e-mail:
| Grand Master Cheez Whiz | Yo, this is Grand Master Cheez Whiz (Christopher O'Connell). I was
the one who sent you that TRUE story about $1.23 Special. I sent it on
my boy G-Love's computer (Chris Wilson.) Though his memory of that day
is a bit clouded, he can verify my story. You are more than welcome to
post the true story about $1.23 Special on your innynet page.
As for our bios, please let your fans know that G-Love and I are co-founders of "Behind the Brown Bag Inc." a Micro-Malt Marketing Consulting firm. We help new Micro Malts develop their advertising campaigns. Our latest project is called Greenline, a Micro Malt put out by the Antacostia Brewing Company, Washington, D.C. Other malts you may recognize that we have worked on include: P.I.T., Mohammeds Cab, Mind Eraser, Brown Paper Bag (our first client), Hurl and Hurl Ice, and Cairo Street Mongrel Before we got into this gig, My boy G-Love was an out-o-work rapper, and I was a D.C. city employee with the first Marion Berry administration's task force on Alcohol and substance Abuse. I like this job better, but G-Love will never be satisfied until he co-hosts Yo! MTV Raps with Vanilla Ice and the Spice Girls. Attached is an ad me and my boy created for one of our newest clients: Body Bag Malt Brewers, Compton, California. My boy G-Love just passed out, but he wanted me to tell you that you got the greatest thing on the web since the invention of Ice Malts. |
I get the strangest e-mail sometimes...
