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The sound clips on this page are best heard with Sauza Tequila Extra Gold
Kent Brockman: This just in (139K .wav file)
As long as we're on the subject of the X-files,
what the hell is an uberScully? (212K .wav file)
Even though he probably didn't watch too much Hogans Heroes,
here is Marcellus Wallace (126K .wav file)
You want more of Mr. Wallace? Alright, here you go (216K .wav file)
I'll bet you never thought Homer was so smart (132K .wav file)
Homer the beer guy (165K .wav file)
You know, Ned Flanders really would have been a crappy town crier (270K .wav file)
Please, no more Homer (196K .wav file)
No comment on this one, it just made me grin (108K .wav file)
Here's one with that comic book guy (175K .wav file)
What's wrong with Joe Don Baker? His wheel is wobbly ! (218K .wav file)
Check back, more are on the way!
This is a tribute to Phil Hartman, who did my favorite Simpsons voice-over, Troy McClure. These are soundclips of some of the "other" gigs he did.
The revenge of Abe Lincoln (109K .wav file)
Buck Henderson (119K .wav file)
Troy's new sitcom (227K .wav file)
Gladys the groovey mule (140K .wav file)
Firecrackers, the silent killer (125K .wav file)
Lead paint: delicious but deadly (122K .wav file)
The erotic adventures of Hercules (118K .wav file)
Mothballing your battleship (112K .wav file)
Alice's adventure through the windshield glass (164K .wav file)
The president's neck is missing (92K .wav file)
Get confident, stupid (112K .wav file)
Let's save Tony Orlando's house (87K .wav file)
Alien nosejob (115K .wav file)
The lifesaving nerds (144K .wav file)
Christmas ape (89K .wav file)
Son of Sanford and Son (81K .wav file)
This clip was the last one done by Phil Hartman
Man versus Nature (110K .wav file)
Go back to Marook
The sound clips on this page are best heard with Sauza Tequila Extra Gold
Kent Brockman: This just in (139K .wav file)
As long as we're on the subject of the X-files,
what the hell is an uberScully? (212K .wav file)
Even though he probably didn't watch too much Hogans Heroes,
here is Marcellus Wallace (126K .wav file)
You want more of Mr. Wallace? Alright, here you go (216K .wav file)
I'll bet you never thought Homer was so smart (132K .wav file)
Homer the beer guy (165K .wav file)
You know, Ned Flanders really would have been a crappy town crier (270K .wav file)
Please, no more Homer (196K .wav file)
No comment on this one, it just made me grin (108K .wav file)
Here's one with that comic book guy (175K .wav file)
What's wrong with Joe Don Baker? His wheel is wobbly ! (218K .wav file)
Check back, more are on the way!
This is a tribute to Phil Hartman, who did my favorite Simpsons voice-over, Troy McClure. These are soundclips of some of the "other" gigs he did.
The revenge of Abe Lincoln (109K .wav file)
Buck Henderson (119K .wav file)
Troy's new sitcom (227K .wav file)
Gladys the groovey mule (140K .wav file)
Firecrackers, the silent killer (125K .wav file)
Lead paint: delicious but deadly (122K .wav file)
The erotic adventures of Hercules (118K .wav file)
Mothballing your battleship (112K .wav file)
Alice's adventure through the windshield glass (164K .wav file)
The president's neck is missing (92K .wav file)
Get confident, stupid (112K .wav file)
Let's save Tony Orlando's house (87K .wav file)
Alien nosejob (115K .wav file)
The lifesaving nerds (144K .wav file)
Christmas ape (89K .wav file)
Son of Sanford and Son (81K .wav file)
This clip was the last one done by Phil Hartman
Man versus Nature (110K .wav file)
Go back to Marook
As long as we're on the subject of the X-files,
what the hell is an uberScully? (212K .wav file)
Even though he probably didn't watch too much Hogans Heroes,
here is Marcellus Wallace (126K .wav file)
You want more of Mr. Wallace? Alright, here you go (216K .wav file)
I'll bet you never thought Homer was so smart (132K .wav file)
Homer the beer guy (165K .wav file)
You know, Ned Flanders really would have been a crappy town crier (270K .wav file)
Please, no more Homer (196K .wav file)
No comment on this one, it just made me grin (108K .wav file)
Here's one with that comic book guy (175K .wav file)
What's wrong with Joe Don Baker? His wheel is wobbly ! (218K .wav file)
Check back, more are on the way!
This is a tribute to Phil Hartman, who did my favorite Simpsons voice-over, Troy McClure. These are soundclips of some of the "other" gigs he did.
The revenge of Abe Lincoln (109K .wav file)
Buck Henderson (119K .wav file)
Troy's new sitcom (227K .wav file)
Gladys the groovey mule (140K .wav file)
Firecrackers, the silent killer (125K .wav file)
Lead paint: delicious but deadly (122K .wav file)
The erotic adventures of Hercules (118K .wav file)
Mothballing your battleship (112K .wav file)
Alice's adventure through the windshield glass (164K .wav file)
The president's neck is missing (92K .wav file)
Get confident, stupid (112K .wav file)
Let's save Tony Orlando's house (87K .wav file)
Alien nosejob (115K .wav file)
The lifesaving nerds (144K .wav file)
Christmas ape (89K .wav file)
Son of Sanford and Son (81K .wav file)
This clip was the last one done by Phil Hartman
Man versus Nature (110K .wav file)
Go back to Marook
Even though he probably didn't watch too much Hogans Heroes,
here is Marcellus Wallace (126K .wav file)
You want more of Mr. Wallace? Alright, here you go (216K .wav file)
I'll bet you never thought Homer was so smart (132K .wav file)
Homer the beer guy (165K .wav file)
You know, Ned Flanders really would have been a crappy town crier (270K .wav file)
Please, no more Homer (196K .wav file)
No comment on this one, it just made me grin (108K .wav file)
Here's one with that comic book guy (175K .wav file)
What's wrong with Joe Don Baker? His wheel is wobbly ! (218K .wav file)
Check back, more are on the way!
This is a tribute to Phil Hartman, who did my favorite Simpsons voice-over, Troy McClure. These are soundclips of some of the "other" gigs he did.
The revenge of Abe Lincoln (109K .wav file)
Buck Henderson (119K .wav file)
Troy's new sitcom (227K .wav file)
Gladys the groovey mule (140K .wav file)
Firecrackers, the silent killer (125K .wav file)
Lead paint: delicious but deadly (122K .wav file)
The erotic adventures of Hercules (118K .wav file)
Mothballing your battleship (112K .wav file)
Alice's adventure through the windshield glass (164K .wav file)
The president's neck is missing (92K .wav file)
Get confident, stupid (112K .wav file)
Let's save Tony Orlando's house (87K .wav file)
Alien nosejob (115K .wav file)
The lifesaving nerds (144K .wav file)
Christmas ape (89K .wav file)
Son of Sanford and Son (81K .wav file)
This clip was the last one done by Phil Hartman
Man versus Nature (110K .wav file)
Go back to Marook
You want more of Mr. Wallace? Alright, here you go (216K .wav file)
I'll bet you never thought Homer was so smart (132K .wav file)
Homer the beer guy (165K .wav file)
You know, Ned Flanders really would have been a crappy town crier (270K .wav file)
Please, no more Homer (196K .wav file)
No comment on this one, it just made me grin (108K .wav file)
Here's one with that comic book guy (175K .wav file)
What's wrong with Joe Don Baker? His wheel is wobbly ! (218K .wav file)
Check back, more are on the way!
This is a tribute to Phil Hartman, who did my favorite Simpsons voice-over, Troy McClure. These are soundclips of some of the "other" gigs he did.
The revenge of Abe Lincoln (109K .wav file)
Buck Henderson (119K .wav file)
Troy's new sitcom (227K .wav file)
Gladys the groovey mule (140K .wav file)
Firecrackers, the silent killer (125K .wav file)
Lead paint: delicious but deadly (122K .wav file)
The erotic adventures of Hercules (118K .wav file)
Mothballing your battleship (112K .wav file)
Alice's adventure through the windshield glass (164K .wav file)
The president's neck is missing (92K .wav file)
Get confident, stupid (112K .wav file)
Let's save Tony Orlando's house (87K .wav file)
Alien nosejob (115K .wav file)
The lifesaving nerds (144K .wav file)
Christmas ape (89K .wav file)
Son of Sanford and Son (81K .wav file)
This clip was the last one done by Phil Hartman
Man versus Nature (110K .wav file)
Go back to Marook
I'll bet you never thought Homer was so smart (132K .wav file)
Homer the beer guy (165K .wav file)
You know, Ned Flanders really would have been a crappy town crier (270K .wav file)
Please, no more Homer (196K .wav file)
No comment on this one, it just made me grin (108K .wav file)
Here's one with that comic book guy (175K .wav file)
What's wrong with Joe Don Baker? His wheel is wobbly ! (218K .wav file)
Check back, more are on the way!
This is a tribute to Phil Hartman, who did my favorite Simpsons voice-over, Troy McClure. These are soundclips of some of the "other" gigs he did.
The revenge of Abe Lincoln (109K .wav file)
Buck Henderson (119K .wav file)
Troy's new sitcom (227K .wav file)
Gladys the groovey mule (140K .wav file)
Firecrackers, the silent killer (125K .wav file)
Lead paint: delicious but deadly (122K .wav file)
The erotic adventures of Hercules (118K .wav file)
Mothballing your battleship (112K .wav file)
Alice's adventure through the windshield glass (164K .wav file)
The president's neck is missing (92K .wav file)
Get confident, stupid (112K .wav file)
Let's save Tony Orlando's house (87K .wav file)
Alien nosejob (115K .wav file)
The lifesaving nerds (144K .wav file)
Christmas ape (89K .wav file)
Son of Sanford and Son (81K .wav file)
This clip was the last one done by Phil Hartman
Man versus Nature (110K .wav file)
Go back to Marook
Homer the beer guy (165K .wav file)
You know, Ned Flanders really would have been a crappy town crier (270K .wav file)
Please, no more Homer (196K .wav file)
No comment on this one, it just made me grin (108K .wav file)
Here's one with that comic book guy (175K .wav file)
What's wrong with Joe Don Baker? His wheel is wobbly ! (218K .wav file)
Check back, more are on the way!
This is a tribute to Phil Hartman, who did my favorite Simpsons voice-over, Troy McClure. These are soundclips of some of the "other" gigs he did.
The revenge of Abe Lincoln (109K .wav file)
Buck Henderson (119K .wav file)
Troy's new sitcom (227K .wav file)
Gladys the groovey mule (140K .wav file)
Firecrackers, the silent killer (125K .wav file)
Lead paint: delicious but deadly (122K .wav file)
The erotic adventures of Hercules (118K .wav file)
Mothballing your battleship (112K .wav file)
Alice's adventure through the windshield glass (164K .wav file)
The president's neck is missing (92K .wav file)
Get confident, stupid (112K .wav file)
Let's save Tony Orlando's house (87K .wav file)
Alien nosejob (115K .wav file)
The lifesaving nerds (144K .wav file)
Christmas ape (89K .wav file)
Son of Sanford and Son (81K .wav file)
This clip was the last one done by Phil Hartman
Man versus Nature (110K .wav file)
Go back to Marook
You know, Ned Flanders really would have been a crappy town crier (270K .wav file)
Please, no more Homer (196K .wav file)
No comment on this one, it just made me grin (108K .wav file)
Here's one with that comic book guy (175K .wav file)
What's wrong with Joe Don Baker? His wheel is wobbly ! (218K .wav file)
Check back, more are on the way!
This is a tribute to Phil Hartman, who did my favorite Simpsons voice-over, Troy McClure. These are soundclips of some of the "other" gigs he did.
The revenge of Abe Lincoln (109K .wav file)
Buck Henderson (119K .wav file)
Troy's new sitcom (227K .wav file)
Gladys the groovey mule (140K .wav file)
Firecrackers, the silent killer (125K .wav file)
Lead paint: delicious but deadly (122K .wav file)
The erotic adventures of Hercules (118K .wav file)
Mothballing your battleship (112K .wav file)
Alice's adventure through the windshield glass (164K .wav file)
The president's neck is missing (92K .wav file)
Get confident, stupid (112K .wav file)
Let's save Tony Orlando's house (87K .wav file)
Alien nosejob (115K .wav file)
The lifesaving nerds (144K .wav file)
Christmas ape (89K .wav file)
Son of Sanford and Son (81K .wav file)
This clip was the last one done by Phil Hartman
Man versus Nature (110K .wav file)
Go back to Marook
Please, no more Homer (196K .wav file)
No comment on this one, it just made me grin (108K .wav file)
Here's one with that comic book guy (175K .wav file)
What's wrong with Joe Don Baker? His wheel is wobbly ! (218K .wav file)
Check back, more are on the way!
This is a tribute to Phil Hartman, who did my favorite Simpsons voice-over, Troy McClure. These are soundclips of some of the "other" gigs he did.
The revenge of Abe Lincoln (109K .wav file)
Buck Henderson (119K .wav file)
Troy's new sitcom (227K .wav file)
Gladys the groovey mule (140K .wav file)
Firecrackers, the silent killer (125K .wav file)
Lead paint: delicious but deadly (122K .wav file)
The erotic adventures of Hercules (118K .wav file)
Mothballing your battleship (112K .wav file)
Alice's adventure through the windshield glass (164K .wav file)
The president's neck is missing (92K .wav file)
Get confident, stupid (112K .wav file)
Let's save Tony Orlando's house (87K .wav file)
Alien nosejob (115K .wav file)
The lifesaving nerds (144K .wav file)
Christmas ape (89K .wav file)
Son of Sanford and Son (81K .wav file)
This clip was the last one done by Phil Hartman
Man versus Nature (110K .wav file)
Go back to Marook
No comment on this one, it just made me grin (108K .wav file)
Here's one with that comic book guy (175K .wav file)
What's wrong with Joe Don Baker? His wheel is wobbly ! (218K .wav file)
Check back, more are on the way!
This is a tribute to Phil Hartman, who did my favorite Simpsons voice-over, Troy McClure. These are soundclips of some of the "other" gigs he did.
The revenge of Abe Lincoln (109K .wav file)
Buck Henderson (119K .wav file)
Troy's new sitcom (227K .wav file)
Gladys the groovey mule (140K .wav file)
Firecrackers, the silent killer (125K .wav file)
Lead paint: delicious but deadly (122K .wav file)
The erotic adventures of Hercules (118K .wav file)
Mothballing your battleship (112K .wav file)
Alice's adventure through the windshield glass (164K .wav file)
The president's neck is missing (92K .wav file)
Get confident, stupid (112K .wav file)
Let's save Tony Orlando's house (87K .wav file)
Alien nosejob (115K .wav file)
The lifesaving nerds (144K .wav file)
Christmas ape (89K .wav file)
Son of Sanford and Son (81K .wav file)
This clip was the last one done by Phil Hartman
Man versus Nature (110K .wav file)
Go back to Marook
Here's one with that comic book guy (175K .wav file)
What's wrong with Joe Don Baker? His wheel is wobbly ! (218K .wav file)
Check back, more are on the way!
This is a tribute to Phil Hartman, who did my favorite Simpsons voice-over, Troy McClure. These are soundclips of some of the "other" gigs he did.
The revenge of Abe Lincoln (109K .wav file)
Buck Henderson (119K .wav file)
Troy's new sitcom (227K .wav file)
Gladys the groovey mule (140K .wav file)
Firecrackers, the silent killer (125K .wav file)
Lead paint: delicious but deadly (122K .wav file)
The erotic adventures of Hercules (118K .wav file)
Mothballing your battleship (112K .wav file)
Alice's adventure through the windshield glass (164K .wav file)
The president's neck is missing (92K .wav file)
Get confident, stupid (112K .wav file)
Let's save Tony Orlando's house (87K .wav file)
Alien nosejob (115K .wav file)
The lifesaving nerds (144K .wav file)
Christmas ape (89K .wav file)
Son of Sanford and Son (81K .wav file)
This clip was the last one done by Phil Hartman
Man versus Nature (110K .wav file)
Go back to Marook
What's wrong with Joe Don Baker? His wheel is wobbly ! (218K .wav file)
Check back, more are on the way!
This is a tribute to Phil Hartman, who did my favorite Simpsons voice-over, Troy McClure. These are soundclips of some of the "other" gigs he did.
The revenge of Abe Lincoln (109K .wav file)
Buck Henderson (119K .wav file)
Troy's new sitcom (227K .wav file)
Gladys the groovey mule (140K .wav file)
Firecrackers, the silent killer (125K .wav file)
Lead paint: delicious but deadly (122K .wav file)
The erotic adventures of Hercules (118K .wav file)
Mothballing your battleship (112K .wav file)
Alice's adventure through the windshield glass (164K .wav file)
The president's neck is missing (92K .wav file)
Get confident, stupid (112K .wav file)
Let's save Tony Orlando's house (87K .wav file)
Alien nosejob (115K .wav file)
The lifesaving nerds (144K .wav file)
Christmas ape (89K .wav file)
Son of Sanford and Son (81K .wav file)
This clip was the last one done by Phil Hartman
Man versus Nature (110K .wav file)
Go back to Marook
The revenge of Abe Lincoln (109K .wav file)
Buck Henderson (119K .wav file)
Troy's new sitcom (227K .wav file)
Gladys the groovey mule (140K .wav file)
Firecrackers, the silent killer (125K .wav file)
Lead paint: delicious but deadly (122K .wav file)
The erotic adventures of Hercules (118K .wav file)
Mothballing your battleship (112K .wav file)
Alice's adventure through the windshield glass (164K .wav file)
The president's neck is missing (92K .wav file)
Get confident, stupid (112K .wav file)
Let's save Tony Orlando's house (87K .wav file)
Alien nosejob (115K .wav file)
The lifesaving nerds (144K .wav file)
Christmas ape (89K .wav file)
Son of Sanford and Son (81K .wav file)
This clip was the last one done by Phil Hartman
Man versus Nature (110K .wav file)
Go back to Marook
Go back to Marook