(Some are real actual band names..Most are made up)
This page could not be possible without the help of The Mighty Boo Bear, Brad Giese(from WKRZR), Ray Lytle & Jon Lamb & Cast from the Morning Disaster, the bands that actually have these names & all the people that have helped me think of these.
(*)Denotes an Actual Band Name
Viagra Falls
Idiot Mittens
Adult Content
Welfare Christmas
Mug Shot / Out on Bail
One Shiney Button
Fat Side Down
Hot Stove Jimmy
Marijuana Cornbread
Customer Service Bitch
Chew Toy
Billy Goat
Chaw Bacon
Jurassic Slapass
Squirtgun
Stere-0-Type
Fork Face
Dead Porno
Midevil Kenevel
Teddies & Titties
Dead Referees
Lunchmeat Shoo's
Hellen Ogar & The Misfits
Frostbitten Fatty
Shattering Bewbies
Buster Cherry
Capt Wolf Snot and the Poonie Hounds
Did Lee Squat
Afganistan Bananna Stand
Popaboner
Ping Pong Schlong
Ozzy Fudd
Prissy Tits
~FUKNOT~
Naked Bloaters
The Blue Veiners
Granola Gash
String Bondage
Gold Bond Butt
2Wind Bags & 2Fun Bags
Ballgagger
Hanus Anus
Buck Naked
Your Band Sucks
Spooge McScrooge
Breastalyzer
Blow Up Betty
Menace To Sobriety
Minnowpaws
Dripping Lust Sword
Choad Skinner
Fogducker
Tinkyfeet
Incushortbus
Drowning In The Wading Pool
Asee Douchee
Lenny's Crevice
Penus Flytrap
Inflate-A-Date
Dick~n~Cider
Position Impossible
Satan's Evil Incest Mother
Specific Ocean
Carpe Demented
Mario Pizzawagon
Vaginatarian
Hindu Shindig
Bill Overdue
Duck Fisco
Toe Nail
PlayinwifmyPOOP
Loves Pink Taco's
Used Condom
Fishy Pussy
Hoochie Mamma's Friend
*Cheese Pizza*
Cupid Stunt
Heywood Jablowme
Romancing My Bone
*Master Fister*
Im Hick AS Hell
*Fat Cabbage*
Top Notch Crotch
Pocket Rocket Sprocket
Mr Badwrench
ImaKISSblowme
Hunglike A Pimple
Barrel of Spunkies
Blimp Liskit
Blue Vein Freight Train
Carnal Palmer
(Cream Filled) Ho Hoze
Gizzard Tickler
*Libido Torpedo*
Pappy Schlong Stocking
Scrot Lozenge
Skindragster
Lovesnot
Cream of the Crotch
Commander Clitoris
HandjobHarry
DickinU
KINGKAC
*The Lubricunts*
PuFF
Menstural Bicycle Seat
FUNGUS
Mr Greenjeans has a boner
Fluffer
Hot4Twat
*Arsonik Seasoning*
The Mental Muffins
Ragweed
The Turd Burglar's
Howie Feltersnatch
Clit Eatswood
The Crippled Nipples
Hogan's Homo's
Captain Bangaroo
Slapme Johnson
Cunning Stunt
Black Magic Johnson
The fat chick from Wilson Phillips
The Nipple Rippers
Twat Snap
Mycockzafloppin
Penis Wrinkles & Viagra