ADVANCED MURPHOLOGY

MURPHY'S LAW:
If anything can go wrong ,it will.

SCHNATTERLY'S SUMMING UP OF THE COROLLARIES:
If anything can't go wrong , it will.

SILVERMAN'S PARADOX:
If Murphy's Law can go wrong, it will.

THE EXTENDED MURPHY'S LAW:
If a series of events can go wrong, it will do so in the worst possible sequence.

FARNSDICK'S COROLLARY TO THE FIFTH COROLLARY:
After things have gone from bad to worse, the cycle will repeat itself.

GATTUSO'S EXTENSION OF MURPHY'S LAW:
Nothing is ever so bad that it can't get worse.

LYNCH'S LAW:
When the going gets tough everyone leaves.

EVANS' AND BJORN'S LAW:
No matter what goes wrong, there is always somebody who knew it would.

BENEDICT'S PRINCIPLE( formerly Murphy's Ninth Corollary):
Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.

LAW OF REVELATION:
The hidden flaw never remains hidden.

LANGSAM'S LAWS:
1. Everthing depends.
2. Nothing is always.
3. Everthing is sometimes.

HELLRUNG'S LAW:
      If you wait, it will go away.
 Shavelson's Extension:
      . . . having done it's damage.
 Grelb's Addition:
      If it was bad it  will be back.

GROSSMAN'S MISQUOTE OF H.L. MENCKEN:
Complex problems have simple, easy-to-understand wrong answers.

DUCHARME'S PRECEPT:
Opportunity always knocks at the least oppurtune moment.

FLUGG'S LAW:
When you need to knock on would then you realise the world is made of aluminium and vinyl.

IMBESI'S LAW OF THE CONSERVATION OF FILTH:
In order for something to become clean, something else must become dirty.
Freeman's Extension:
. . . but you can get everything dirty without getting anything clean.

FIRST POSTULATE OF ISO-MURPHISM:
Things equal to nothing else are equal to each other.

BOOB'S LAW(from Murphy's Law):
You alway's find something in the last place you look.

LAW OF THE SEARCH:
The first place you look for anything is the last place you would expect to find it

MARYANN'S LAW:
You can always find what you're not looking for.

RUNE'S RULE:
If you don't care where you are, you ain't lost.

COIT-MURPHY'S STATEMENT ON THE POWER OF NEGATIVE THINKING:
It is impossible for an optimist to be pleasantly surprised.

FERGUSON'S PRECEPT:
A crisis is when you can't say "let's forget the whole thing."

THE UNAPPLICABLE LAW:
Washing your car to make it rain doesn't work.

MURPHY'S SAVING GRACE:
The worst is enemy of the bad.

THE CARDINAL CONNUNDUM:
An optimist believes we live in the best of all possible worlds.
A pessimist fears this is true.

NAESER'S LAW:
You can make it foolproof, but you can't make it damnfoolproof.