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We see that you're not already a member of the Fan Club!
Join our club now at the special introductory price of $0.00 (plus tax),
and we will enter you in our free prize draw!
You and the personage of your dreams could soon be whisked away to a tropical island for a week of sun, sea, sand, surf, sambuca, and anything else beginning with S that takes your fancy*.
But before your dreams can come true, you will need to fill in our simple registration form. We will process it immediately and charge the special introductory price of $0.00 (plus tax) to your nominated credit card number. This charge will appear on your bill as "Charitable donation - Jason's party fund".
* We regret that due to the somewhat limited resources available to a fan club with
members, giving away free holidays for two is
marginally on the impossible side, so you will be required to provide a deposit for
the full cost of the holiday, make your own travel and accommodation arrangements,
and ask your Mum if she'll pack your clean underwear. A passport, visa, and painful
inoculations may be required. (back)