What?

This car. This stupid car. What the heck is this?

This was a bargain. I picked it up at the Illinois State Police auction 2 springs ago. It's an old Illinois Secretary of State Police car. They practically gave it away!

You don't like it?

No, I don't like it.

(Give it the gas, tires spin and smoke until you hit 2nd gear)

Ah, it's got a lot of pick up.

(Now for those immortal words). It's got a cop motor, a 318 cubic inch plant. It's got cop tires, cop suspension, cop shocks. It's a model with a 4 barrel carburetor so it guzzles any kind of gas. So whadda say now?

Fix the radio.