You Gotta be Kidding!

You mean Rusty has fans?

Selecting Rusty as your favorite driver implies a low IQ.

Although difficult to compute an exact rating,

it would fall somewhere between

SLOW and Below Normal

The solution is to add 1 to the car number you're

rooting for (assuming you know how to add).

Okay, maybe this is a little strong for Rusty. I was a guest of Mobil 1 at the 1998 Daytona 500, and Rusty and Jeremy scored some points with the way they handled themselves at the hospitality tent. They actually seemed like prettty goods guys. Maybe there's hope for you yet.

Hey, a few more fenders applied to the #24 (like at Richmond) and I could change my whole outlook about Rusty!