A Game of Golf

There are these two women having a game of golf one day but they are holding up the two men behind them by taking their time putting and aiming for the holes.

Then Bill says to his mate Fred, "I think I'm going to go ask them if they don't mind stepping out the way so we can play our shot and move on to the next hole".
So Bill comes within 3 meters of the women and decides he can't do it, so he walks back to Fred.
What's the problem asks Fred.
Bill says "Hey man, ones my wife, the others my mistress.

So brave Fred decides he'll do the honors. So he walks over to the women and turns straight back toward Bill.
"No way!", he says.
Bill asks what's the problem.
Fred says "Small world isn't it?"

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