Wes' Jokes


How to Impress the Opposite Sex


HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:

  1. Compliment her
  2. Cuddle her
  3. Kiss her
  4. Caress her
  5. Love her
  6. Stroke her
  7. Tease her
  8. Comfort her
  9. Protect her
  10. Hug her
  11. Hold her
  12. Spend money on her
  13. Wine & dine her
  14. Buy things for her
  15. Listen to her
  16. Care for her
  17. Stand by her
  18. Support her
  19. Go to the ends of the earth for her....

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:

  1. Show up naked
  2. Bring beer

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