Wes' Jokes
Politically Correct References To Women
- Politically correct usage:
- She does not: GET PMS
- She becomes: HORMONALLY HOMICIDAL
- She does not have: A KILLER BODY
- She is: TERMINALLY ATTRACTIVE
- She is not: A BAD COOK
- She is: MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE
- She is not: A BAD DRIVER
- She is: AUTOMOTIVELY CHALLENGED
- She is not a: PERFECT 10
- She is: NUMERICALLY SUPERIOR
- She is not: EASY
- She is: HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE
- She does not: HATE SPORTS ON TV
- She is: ATHLETICALLY BIASED
- She does not have: SEXY LIPS
- She is: COLLAGEN DEPENDENT
- She does not get: DRUNK
- She is: ACCIDENTALLY OVER-SERVED
- You do not ask her: TO DANCE
- You request a: PRE-COITAL RHYTHMIC EXPERIENCE
- She is not: A GOSSIP
- She is a: VERBAL TERMINATOR
- She does not: WORK OUT TOO MUCH
- She is an: ABDOMINAL OVERACHIEVER
- She does not have: A GREAT BUTT
- She is: GLUTEUS TO THE MAXIMUS
- She is not: HOOKED ON SOAP OPERAS
- She is: MELODRAMATICALLY FIXATED
- She is not: COLD OR FRIGID
- She is: THERMALLY INCOMPATIBLE
- She does not: WEAR TOO MUCH MAKE-UP
- She is: COSMETICALLY OVERSATURATED
- She does not have: GREAT CLEAVAGE (A GREAT RACK)
- Her breasts are: CENTRALLY LOCATED
- She will never: GAIN WEIGHT
- She will become: A METABOLIC UNDERACHIEVER
- She is not: A SCREAMER OR MOANER
- She is: VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE
- She does not: SHAVE HER LEGS
- She experiences: TEMPORARY STUBBLE REDUCTION
- She does not have: A HARD BODY
- She is: ANATOMICALLY INFLEXIBLE
- She does not: SUN BATHE
- She experiences: SOLAR ENHANCEMENT
- Her breast will never: SAG
- They will: LOSE THEIR VERTICAL HOLD
- She does not: SHOP TOO MUCH
- She is: OVERLY SUSCEPTIBLE TO MARKETING PLOYS
- She does not: CUT YOU OFF
- She becomes: HORIZONTALLY INACCESSIBLE
- She does not have: BIG HAIR
- She is: OVERLY AEROSOLED
- She does not: SNORE
- She is: NASALLY REPETITIVE
- She does not: GET DRUNK
- She becomes: VERBALLY DYSLEXIC
- She does not have: BIG HOOTERS
- Her: CUPS RUNNETH OVER
- She is not: TOO SKINNY
- She is: SKELETALLY PROMINENT
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