Wes' Jokes
Bumper Stickers or “Snicker Stickers”
- Constipated people don't give a crap
- Practice safe sex, go screw yourself
- If you drink don't park, accidents cause people
- Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
- If you don't believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut
- Please tell your pants its not polite to point
- If that phone was up your butt, maybe you could drive a little better
- My kid got your honor roll student pregnant
- Thank you for pot smoking
- To all you virgins THANKS for nothing
- If at first you don't succeed - blame someone else and seek counseling
- Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No Hard Feelings"
- If you can read this, I've lost my trailer
- Horn broken...watch for finger
- It's not how you pick your nose, but where you put the booger.
- If you're not a hemorrhoid, get off my ass
- You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me
- The Earth Is Full - Go Home
- I Have The Body Of A God......Buddha
- This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me
- So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time
- Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult
- If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?
- The Face Is Familiar But I Can't Quite Remember My Name
- Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway
- Illiterate? Write For Help
- Honk If Anything Falls Off
- Cover Me I'm Changing Lanes
- Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit
- I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person
- You! Out Of The Gene Pool!
- I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To
- Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Hand basket?
- It's Been Lovely But I Have To Scream Now
- I Haven't Lost My Mind, It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere
- Seen on the back of a biker's vest - - If you can read this, the bitch fell off..
- If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong...
- Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
- If you can read this, please flip me back over...(seen upside down, on a jeep)
- Remember folks: Stop lights timed for 35mph are also timed for 70mph
- (Seen on a restaurant door)GUYS: No shirt, no service. GALS: No shirt, no charge
- If walking is so good for you, then why does my mailman look like Jabba the Hut?
- Necrophillia: That uncontrollable urge to crack open a cold one
- Ax me about Ebonics
- Body by Nautilus; brain by Mattel
- Boldly going nowhere
- CAT: The other white meat
- CAUTION - Driver legally blonde!
- Don't be sexist - broads hate that
- Heart Attacks...God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends
- Honk if you've never seen an Uzi fired from a car window
- How many roads must a man travel down before he admits he is lost
- If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets
- Money Isn't Everything, But it Sure Keeps the Kids In Touch
- Saw it... Wanted it... Had a fit... Got it!
- WARNING! Driver only carries $20.00 in ammunition
- What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull
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