One friday night.

It was one friday night when I took a call at one of the downtown bars .I expected him to be drunk but I didnt expect what happend .

He got in the cab and gave me his destination and we started on our way. As we were heading up a main road in Roanoke called Williamson, He rolled down the window and commenced to vomiting . Naturally it also ended up on the side of the cab. For some reason this did not surprise me.

Wouldn't you know there was a city cop behind us. He pulled us over and questioned the fare as to if he was alright. Being as drunk as he was you can guess the impression that he made .

Now the unexpected happens, The officer instructs me to drive to the nearest car wash. Here he instructs the fare to cough up some change and to wash the cab. And wash it good to !

By now I assume the fare is thinking maybe he might get outta this yet. He does as he is told, making sure to wash the hubcaps even . He actually did a pretty good job.

By now even I expect the officer to let him go.

Oh well,

at least I got paid .

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