"Making Change"
Well I pull up in front of a pretty run down looking house thinking, man I hope these people have money. Out comes a black lady, who, appears to be in her forties.
She was wearing a short dress, as it was in the summer, and the tempature was still in the 90's.
I asked her where she was going and she told me only a few blocks away.It was slow so I didn't really mind. She didn't really say much as we drove to her destination.
When we arrived and I told her how much it was she politely asks me to turn my head.
Thinking she's up to something, I try to keep an eye on her in the mirror.
Thinking that I cant see her she slides up her skirt and pulls her panties aside.
I'm thinking to myself , Christ what is she up to?
then I see her pull a bill out of her snatch!
Now you have to understand, and if you are a cabdriver you will understand when I say that this lady was a SKANK!
When she held up that twenty spot I almost puke'd!
So she says , "here's your money". Like she really thought I would take it. I just looked at her in total disbelief and slowly shook my head.
"Sorry lady" I said, "I'm not touching that bill". "I'll be happy to take you someplace to get it broke, but I am not going to touch it"
When we got to the store, she went in and believe it or not they wouldnt take it either!
We ended up going to three different stores before we could get change for that twenty.
