You Know You've Been Watching Too Much Gargoyles When...
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You Know You've Been Watching Too Much Gargoyles When...
...You purposely fall off a building in hopes a gargoyle will catch you.
...The figures on your wedding cake were of Goliath and Elisa.
...You've named your dogs Bronx and Boudicca and your cat Cagney.
...Your licence plate reads WYVERN.
...People make you mad, so you snarl and call them a 'blasted human'.
...You hear the word quarry and your eyes glow red/white.
...You've spent thousands of dollars buying a book because it resembles the Grimourum.
...You have had statues made of all the gargoyles and have them on your roof.
...Every coffee mug in your house has a different Gargoyles picture on it.
...You start listing hair tips for the Weird Sisters.
...Your travel plans now include a stopover in Scotland.
...You hired someone to build you a skiff for your upcoming world tour, and when they asked for a design, you told them to watch Avalon 1-3.
...You've had to get extra computer memory to support all of your Gargoyles sounds, pictures, etc.
...You have your plans for attending the Gathering convention in perfect order for the next 8 years.
...Your shelves/dressers/tables are crammed with Gargolyes action figures.
...You've made your own Gargoyles action figures.
...You're reading this list.
Submitted By : Wyverness
...You eat an entire meal without using your left hand to see how Owen does it.
...You find yourself walking on the balls of your feet instead of the typical human heel-toe, heel-toe.
...You think about gargoyles all day and carry a folder with screen pictures and your fanfic works in progress all day.
Submitted By : Ai'kele
...You meet a man named Mr. Carter and can't stop laughing for hours afterwards.
...Your ex wants you dead. Literally.
...Automatic weapons seem passe. You want the groovy lasers like the goons carry.
...You wear nothing but black t-shirts, jeans, boots, and a red leather jacket. Every day. Without fail.
...You name you dog Coldfire just so you can say the line: "Coldfire! Heel, girl."
...You freak out whenever you see smurfs.
...You argue with your Shakespeare professor. Constantly.
...The idea of a completely nocturnal lifestyle appeals to you.
...You spend hours on a rooftop in NYC, just in case...
Submitted By : Edmonia
