| Because you aren't good at it. Seriously. This game takes skill. It's not your normal shoot-em-up game that takes only two thumbs to beat. We made this game to be hard. We still have a tough time beating it without cheating. How much does that tell you? |
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| Because we're lazy. Simple as that. We didn't feel like spending the time or money it takes to make our own music, so we stole it from other games. Plus, if we made our own music, it would sound as bad as the graphics are, and you don't want that, do you? |
| Because we want to avoid as much spam as possible, and spammers search sites for email links. By doing it this way we're hoping to avoid all that crap. You're smart enough to figure out how to email us, aren't you? |