Come one, Come all, You're hereby invited to ICANN's
Masters Of Corruption™
Internet Corporation Against New Names
Production
Of
June 1-4, 2001
Do You Like,
Bribery?
Self-Dealing? Kickbacks?
Graft? Conflicts of Interest?
How about Power, the Absolutely Corrupt Kind?
Your in Luck! Watch us Learn out Tricks
Don't forget about Red Tape and Gridlock We have plenty of that.
Maybe you'll even catch some back room dealing
It's fun for the whole family, and that's not all. If your concerned what your kids watch,look no further. The ICANN Masters of Corruption™ series is educational entertainment.
Now you can spend time with kids that will payoff!
There is something here for everyone, if you like soap operas the incestuous relationships will leave you speechless….
What about games? Monopoly? Don't waste time on silly games.
View a real life Monopoly up close!
If you like Competition, you will just love the anti-competitive kind.
We
wouldn't have it any other way. The ICANN monopoly will dazzle you.
You will never think about control in quite the same way.
If you answered YES to any of those questions, We can help!
The Masters of Corruption™ will change your life.
No one else makes being so bad so profitable.
This program can benefit anyone. Whether you're a housewife, doctor, or student. From the self employed to the unemployed. Whether just a child or on your way out makes no difference. You too will speak the motto, ICANN Corrupt and I will…
Don't be taken in by cheap imitations.
If
you won't do it for yourself do it for the kids. Show them the real; real world.
You'll be glad you did and your kids, they'll thank you, perhaps with a payoff.
Watch the original creators of the ICANN Masters of Corruption™ series practicing their techniques live.
The ICANN Masters of Corruption™
books, seminars videos, workshops and conferences you
have heard so much about are now available to you.
Such as,
Wait there's more. This is the very first time this
program is being made available and supply is limited.
Don't wait, act now and be on your way to learning from the ICANN Masters of Corruption™ today!
The
Technical Series
(Not Available)
The Capture Series Corporate/Management
The Got Money series. Financial
Cooked Books:Cooking the Books(Out of Print, Discontinued)
Baking a Budget:
*Unlike other organizations that offer similar information, these techniques are 100% guaranteed. When you use the Got Money method and you got the money, you never have to worry about returning it or explaining what you did with it. Don't be fooled by imitators
Special Got Money Series: Personal Development
The Hypocrite Series Media and Public
*Advanced course, Thinking is a prerequisite
The Red Tape© Series
The Intellectual Domination Series
The Governmental© Series
*Gotcha! Don't
worry you won't need it. We have yet to ship one of these out.
That's why we are The ICANN Masters of Corruption™
if you never want to learn the fifth then, act now!
Masters of Corruption™:
*Special Series of Behind the Curtain©
Presenter: The
ICANN Staff
*Aspiring Law Students and Lawyers seeking a to practice Law on the seamier side.This Presentation is not available to the Public/ Restricted and Off Limits including Board members. Special Consideration Upon Request. All applicants: If your chosen we will contact you to set up a secret meeting. Don't contact us don't write or call!
**Advanced course/ prerequisite required.
Special Behind the Curtain© Series Bonus: Those fortunate to be selected for the program will receive a complimentary signed copy of "Louie, Louie" an Autobiography of ICANN Master of Corruption Louie, who transformed a debilitating psychological condition of personal insecurity due to male pattern baldness into an ICANN Master of Corruption. You'll read how he did it and how you too can feed your insecurity at the expense of others…
His Personal Triumph will inspire you to become corrupt at heart…
"It is about how you play the game, if you play dirty, You'll win"
-Louie
on "Winning"
"Nothing in Life is Free, if it were I'd take it anyway"
-Louie
On "Ambition"
"Being Ethical would mean I had Principles,I don't,so no!"
-Louie
On Is he ethical?
Which bank account are you referring to?
-Louie
On "Trust"
"If life were fair I would be unemployed"
-Louie
On "Life"
Doesn't he warm your heart?
This book will change you sorry life and make someone
else sorry instead!
If your not convinced yet that were the best. Don't take it from us, Reviews:
"They are Gods, We are not Worthy"
Four Thumbs Up, Pats on the Back, The Brownnose Award
-Crispy and Crock- Critics will work for Food
The Inspiration for Mild Retardation in three easy steps
"The devil who is that? He needs to learn from the Masters"
-Anonymous-
"I've seen it 50 times and never miss a show"
-Mike R
The special effects were Incredible, I have never seen such life like mannequins,and they talk!
-Jon P
"The Masters screwed me like the Corrupt no good rotten...
I just love em
-Harold, Ex Domain Name Holder.
"My business involves bidding on many public projects and until the Masters series came
along I was barely able to stay afloat. Now I am rigging bids and bribing my way to early
retirement. I am looking forward to an extortion and blackmail series."
-Jimmy, Construction
"The Arrogance and Contempt they display is fascinating
I know why they call them the Masters".
-Nancy
"Corruption is King"
-Fred, @ large Member
I was skeptical at first but the ICANN Masters had me screwing over everyone in no time
I used these techniques at home and in the office and they really work.
Everyday,I look for new ways to apply the techniques of corruption.
Thanks Louie!
-Kent, Advanced Student Program
"I work at the post office and until I discovered the ICANN Masters my life was a living hell.
Thanks to the Masters and their techniques the post office, let's just say has been very good to me!
-Name Withheld, US Government Employee
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