Here is an article that is a bit out of the ordinary. It allows some magic players to realize how funny magic really is. After spending over 5 years playing the game, you begin to laugh at what you have spent your time doing. I have put in some jokes that may interest people visiting our website. We have some of these jokes from a variety of different people from other various websites. I personally think that these are the best jokes online.
Magic the Gathering Jokes
1.You know that you play magic too much when you refer to your morning coffee as the Dark Ritual.
2.You know you've been playing Magic too long when someone says something you don't want to hear, so you pull a counterspell at them screaming, "NO!!"
3.You know that you have played too much magic when every time you fart you scream VIOLENT ERUPTION!!
4.You know that you've played too much magic when you start counting your paychecks in boosters.
5.So anyway, there I was with my million Squirrels using Earthcraft + Squirrel nest, then I proceed to deck myself out (with Altar of Dementia) on purpose. Yes, I was that bored. The owner of the comic book store comes over and says I lost, but lost in style. That's when you wake up drooling over your cards.
6.You know that you have played too much magic when the first thing you ask a new student is if he/she plays MTG.
7.You know you have been playing too much Magic when your mum asks you to go to your room but you aren't paying attention, then when she shouts GO! You immediately draw a card from the nearest deck and play a land.
8.You have too many magic cards when you lose your black lotus somewhere in your house and don't look for it because you have three others.
9.You know that you have played too much magic when you actually consider buying a boost box.
10.You know that you have been thinking about magic too long when you are still wondering how to say Aeolipile
11.You know that you have played too much magic when you create a magic website on it.
12.You know that you have played too much magic when someone screams ARMAGEDDON, and you reply saying I already have four.
13.You know you've been playing Magic too long when your brain associates commonly-said words with Magic cards. http://www.geocities.com/mtgcs2000