But anyway, Microsof makes me so mad. It doesn't even deserve the T at the end that I MOST DEFINITELY DID NOT FORGET. Crap. Anyway, Microsoft sux major monkey mandible. It's unstable and unreliable and always is dumb. It'll just randomly freeze up "like a banana daiquerie" (daiquery? Hmm...) and it's full of those programs that I like to call "criminal programs". They keep performing all these "illegal operations" for no reason. I want to keep a nice computer with no drug dealing or prostitution on its streets. You'd think my computer was a homicidal maniac with a vengeance for innocent orphaned jackalopes. This is what I thought until I realized that the evil corporate empire of Microsoft is only conspiring to infringe on my processor's First Amendment right to sacrificially slaughter jackalopes (because of its religion).
But I mean seriously, Microsoft is getting to be almost as bad as Macintosh. Wow. Down with evil corporate empires! Long live Linux (and Unix)! But I guess Bill Gates doesn't deserve all that torture; it's not his fault he's a communist.
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