The Ten Commandments
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten 
Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the 
commandment to "honor thy father and thy mother," she asked "Is there a 
commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?" 
Without missing a beat one little boy answered, "Thou shall not kill." 




          Adam and Eve
At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, 
including human beings. Little Johnny seemed especially intent when 
they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's 
ribs. Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though 
he were ill, and said, "Johnny, what is the matter?" 
Little Johnny responded, "I have pain in my side. I think I'm 
going to have a wife."