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FORWARD GOES HERE ~*~End Forward~* *~**SCENE 1:A MIDGET DAFFNEY?**~* It's a Tuesday night and the fans in the Key Arena of Seattle Washington are nearly blowing the roof off with all of the screaming that is going on.Pink,blue,purple and silver pyros blast off and clips of various XwwA divas,such as Chyna,Jazz,Chiquita and Angelica are played across the screen of the Divatron.It's the start of the latest XwwA house show!Suddenly,the arena gets chilly and a screech is filled throughout the arena.Daffney's music then blasts over the arena and the fans start to give a mixed reaction,and suddenly the black curtains swish around and out walks.....midget Daffney?!What the hell is going on here?Is this some kind of sick joke?Midget Daffney walks down the ramp and glares at all of the fans who are laughing their asses off at her and gives them the finger.She then tries desperately to hop up onto the ring apron but she's too short to make it.After several failed attempts,the wee little Daffney gets outraged and screamed loudly.She stomps up the black steel stairs and rolls under the ropes and waddles over to Lillian Garcia and takes the microphone from her hand and then starts to speak. ****Midget Daffney****:AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!Hee hee hee hee hee.....it's me it's me it's me!Daff Daff here coming out here to entertain all of you silly gooses.But before I get to my entertaining stuff,I have to make an announcement.Ya see,I've been in this company numerous times trying to make a name for myself,and actually thinking that I was a great wrestler.And get this,I actually thought I could beat Jackie Gayda!But then at Divamania,Jackie showed me the light.I realized then what a failure I really was.So now,it's time for me to say goodbye to all of you great people.It's-Suddenly,"Faithless" by Injected blasts over the Key Arena's P.A. system and the fans give off a huge mixed reaction as Jackie Gayda comes out to the top of the ramp,dressed in a red baby tee that says "hot stuff" across the chest with black leather pants.Her hair away from her face,she looks simply radiant.She raises her arms into the air and smiles,looking around at all of the fans and the reaction that they are giving her.She puts her arms down and walks down the ramp,slapping the hands of fans as she goes along.She climbs up the steel stairs and bends under the middle rope and walks over to midget Daffney,takes the mic from her,then sits up on the turnbuckle,and then raises the mic to her mouth and starts to talk. **~*The Best Damn Diva In The XwwA**~* Jackie Gayda:Oh Daffney,Daffney,Daffney.Would you please just do us all a favor and shut the hell up?I mean,nobody wants to listen to your incessant rambling and nobody wants to see your pathetic ass standing in this ring.You were right about the fact that I taught you a lesson at Divamania.And I made damn sure that it was a lesson that you would never forget.You came into the match thinking that it was going to be an easy win.But I proved you to be wrong and I did exactly what I said I was going to do.And that is of course,kick your ass and I kicked it good.I showed you what a pathetic loser that you really are and that you will never be anything more then a useless jobber here.And if you ever try and fool yourself into thinking that you'll be something more,I will just have to go out of my way to prove that you'll be sadly mistaken.But enough about that,now that you've stated the truth,I guess it's now time for the inevitable to happen.So sorry,Daff.But you had this coming.......BITCH!Jackie hops off of the turnbuckle and delivers a kick right to midget Daffney's head.She laughs and starts to climb the turnbuckle again.Midget Daffney stands up and gets a shot to Jackie's head. She starts climbing the turnbuckle again.Midget Daffney looks set to deliver a frankensteiner to Jackie. Wait a minute! Jackie reverses it into the Beautiful Defeat!! Straight off the top rope. Jackie delivers her finisher from the top!This is just sick!Jackie Gayda folded that poor little midget up like an accordian!Jackie looks down at the midget with an evil smile on her face,and then bends down and picks the mic back up and starts to talk again.**~*The Best Damn Diva In The XwwA**~* Jackie Gayda:Well bitch,as you can see I just recreated the ending of our match at Divamania,and I once again just humiliated your ass.Now to all of you people in attendance,I am so sorry that you had to see this barbaric act.But there was no other way I could do it.Anyway,I have to go backstage now.Ciao! Jackie blows a kiss to everyone and then drops the mic.She rolls out of the ring and walks up the ramp slapping people's hands once again and walks to the top of the ramp,turns around and points at all of the fans before walking through the black curtains to the backstage area.She heads down the hallway towards the catering room,but just as she's about to enter,she is stopped by Micheal Cole.*!*XwwA Interviewer*!* Micheal Cole:Jackie Gayda,I have to talk to you.There are a few things that need to be discussed,but I think that the one thing that needs to be talked about,is why you just now recreated the ending of your Divamania match with that poor little midget out there!**~*The Best Damn Diva In The XwwA**~* Jackie Gayda:Midget?That was a midget?Oops.I thought Daffney had just simply taken a ride in a dryer and shrunk.Well I guess I should go apologize to the poor thing.Wait,what the hell am I saying?!I hate midgets anyway.,ESPECIALLY ones that look like Daffney so that little twirp had it coming to her.And to be quite honest,I think the fans loved it!You have to admit Micheal,it WAS pretty funny. *!*XwwA Interviewer*!* Micheal Cole:Actually,I didn't find it funny at all.I found it sick and twisted and to be quite honest I think you should be ashamed of yourself for even doing such a thing!I mean,what would your family say about that?This is a family program after all.**~*The Best Damn Diva In The XwwA**~* Jackie Gayda:Oh puhleaze Micheal.I mean really.This is a family program?Well if this is such a "family" program then please explain to me why the PTC hasn't even done anything to this company.Especially after Lizzy Borden tried to burn Debra.Did anything happen to the XwwA then?Huh?HUH?!Yea,I didn't think so.Micheal,I don't give a damn what you think about what I did.I did what I did and that's that.Next question please! *!*XwwA Interviewer*!* Micheal Cole:Heh.....well anyway,last Sunday night at the XwwA 1 year anniversary award show,you had a little bit of a confrontation with Miss Jacqueline,and well that didn't turn out so good.Would you care to comment on that?**~*The Best Damn Diva In The XwwA**~* Jackie Gayda:Would I care to comment on that?Sure would.What happened at the 1 year anniversary show was comical.She was probably expecting me to sing her praises and gush all over her for being the supposed "best black female athlete".But then once I stated the fact that she's sucked as of late,she got all huffy and had to defend her case.If you ask me,she should have been thanking me up and down for telling her.I had the guts to do it,everyone else was simply afraid to say it to her but I did and she flew off the handle.I guess she can't handle the truth,just like Daffney couldn't.And now she has to act like this big old hardass and challenge me to a match on RAW.Now I saw that the match was actually booked and to be quite honest,I can't wait for it to happen.Jacqueline has lost her touch Micheal.She may have been a dominant person in the past,but that's the past.It's over and done with.And just like the past is over and done with,so will be Jacquelines career once RAW rolls around.Now Micheal,I'm sorry.I bet you were really into this interview.You probably thought I was going to give you alot of dirt.But sorry,I do my talking in the ring.And that's exactly where I am going to go to talk about this match.So listen carefully and watch what I say,because you never know.Maybe you can get another interview with me after I'm done.Ciao. Jackie winks at Micheal and pinches bis butt as she leaves,and the cameras settle on him with a smile on his face and the cameras then fade off to black to advertise a commercial for RAW. |
