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A match between two awesome competitors in the XwwA Ring. Daffney, who hasn't been around the XwwA in a while, returned last Thursday Night on Raw, during the Hardcore Title Match between Tori, Jackie and the champ, Lizzy Borden. Daffney seemed to be out there only to make Lizzy Borden lose, and her attention was focused on Lizzy, but when Daffney came out, and tried a high risked move, and Lizzy ended up moving, causing Daffney to hit Jackie, and as soon as Raw went off the air, Jackie went to the Vice President, Chyna, and demanded a match against Daffney. You almost have to think that Daffney might be over looking Jackie Gayda in this match, seeing as how her intentions on Raw was to cause Lizzy to lose the match, but in the process, ended up making Jackie lose the match. Let me just say. Jackie is more pissed off than we have seen her in tough enough 2, and even in the XwwA. Being the Tough Enough 2 winner, it is only irrelevant that Jackie wanted this match. I mean, Jackie thinks she can beat anyone in the XwwA and she thinks that she is the "Best Damn Diva In The XwwA" and the best the XwwA has to offer. We all know how bad Jackie wanted to win the Hardcore Title, but because of Daffney, that didn't happen. Will Daffney eliminate Jackie in her task to win the Hardcore Title? Or Will Jackie Gayda show Daffney just how damn good she is and show her what being "Tough Enough" is all about? Order Diva Mania, and find out for yourselves! ~*~End Forward~* *~**SCENE 1:JACKIE GETS HER NAILS DONE/TALKS A LITTLE BIT ABOUT HER MATCH**~* After the interview that is held between Mean Gene Okerlund and Daffney Unger,the cameras cut to the makeup room where Miss Janet Razzmitizzo is walking around the room,looking for something.She finally finds what she's looking for-a bottle of red nail polish-and then heads over to the chair in her room,which happens to have someone sitting in it.The person turns the chair around and it is revealed to be Jackie Gayda.She is looking at herself in a compact,and is looking sorely disappointed at what she sees.**~*The Best Damn Diva In The XwwA**~* Jackie Gayda:God,my skin looks so gross.Right after I beat Daffney at Divamania,I am gonna go straight to a spa and get a nice facial done.Maybe a body wrap too.Hell,I'll just spend a day at the spa.I'll certainly deserve it after my victory.Anyway,Janet I'm really pressed for time,so could you please do my nails quickly?*XwwA Makeup Lady*Janet Razzmitizzo:Sure no problem.The red is ok right? **~*The Best Damn Diva In The XwwA**~* Jackie Gayda:Yea,the red is just fine. Janet smiles and opens up the nail polish and then starts to apply the nail polish onto the nails on Jackie's left hand.While she is doing this,Jackie looks around the room and starts to talk aloud.**~*The Best Damn Diva In The XwwA**~* Jackie Gayda:Ya know,I don't even know why I'm getting my nails done right now.I mean,with Divamania practically here.It's not the smartest thing I've ever done.I mean,I am in a match.I could chip my nails,rip nails off,anything.Oh well,I'll just enjoy them right now and only pray that I still have them after Divamania.But I don't even know why I'm facing Daffney.Looking back on it,I could have asked for a match against someone much better.Daffney is not up to my level.She's not even close.I mean,sure I have lost matches but she's never won a match at all while she's been here!She's like the most unsuccessful person in this entire company so I don't even know why Stephanie McMahon keeps her around.She's dead weight and she makes this glorious company look like trash.But it's no bother really.Once I'm finished with her at Divamania,Daffney won't be able to walk,let alone wrestle and the XwwA will finally be rid of her ass.And everyone will have me to thank for it. As Jackie finishes up talking,Janet finishes up on Jackie's left hand,admires her work,and then moves over to Jackie's right hand and proceeds to start to apply polish to that hand as well.As she does this,Jackie continues to talk.**~*The Best Damn Diva In The XwwA**~* Jackie Gayda:I mean sheesh.You saw RAW right?All I did was state the truth.She's jealous of me because I get title shots and she doesn't.She's jealous because I am the best damn diva that this company has ever seen,and ever will see.She's jealous because men find me attractive.She's jealous because of the attention I've gotten from Tough Enough 2.Hell,she's jealous of the attention that I got before I even ever thought of being on Tough Enough.But she just couldn't handle it.Poor wittle Daffney couldn't stomach hearing that she's jealous of me.So she did what any other jealous person would do.She attacked me from behind.That's right Janet,the bitch attacked me from behind.She knew that if I didn't have my back turned then I would've dished it right back to her and then some.I would've left her in a little whining twitching heap on the floor.But instead she had to take the cowards way out and do it from behind.So I decided to get some revenge.I mean,what person wouldn't?So I went to both Stephanie McMahon and Chyna and requested a match against Daffney for the PPV.Stephanie denied my request but Chyna-being the wonderful woman that she is-decided to book the match because she knows that I can get the job done and totally destroy Daffney.Because now she can't take the coward's way out.This time she will be facing me one on one.Face to face.And let me tell you Janet,the end result will not be pretty at all.I'm going to tear her limb from limb,rip her apart,listen to her scream and take great pleasure in it.Bust her open and watch the blood flow freely down her face.I'M GOING TO TORTURE HER!I'M GOING TO MAKE HER WISH THAT SHE NEVER ATTACKED ME!MAKE HER WISH SHE NEVER STEPPED FOOT IN THE XWWA!MAKE HER WISH THAT CHYNA DIDN'T BOOK THE MATCH!!!HELL I'LL MAKE HER WISH THAT SHE WAS NEVER BORN!! As Jackie sits there,trying to calm down,she looks over at Janet who is looking quite nervous now.**~*The Best Damn Diva In The XwwA:Sorry Janet.I'm calm now.I just needed to get all of my frustrations out into the open.That woman just pisses me off to no end.The nerve she had to attack me.Just for telling the damn truth.It's not like I was going to lie to the bitch.I told her what she needed to hear.Like the saying goes,"The truth is a bitter pill to swallow" and at Divamania,I will be happy to shove the truth right down Daffney's throat.Now Janet,I'm sorry for that little episode.My nails looks fabulous thank you.I'm just going to my room now.I need to clear my head. *~**SCENE 2:INTERVIEW*~** Jackie stands up,pats Janet on the shoulder and then heads out of the makeup room and starts to make her way to her own dressing room.She walks down the hallway of dressing rooms and finally stops when she gets in front of her door.She opens it and flips the light on and the flourescent lights flicker on washing the room with light.She goes over to her couch and sits down,letting out a whoosh of breath as she does.She then picks at the couch and starts to talk to herself. As Jackie sits there talking to herself,there is a sudden knock at the door,which makes her jump.She gets up from the couch and walks over to the door and opens it.Standing outside the dressing room with a mic in his hand is none other then Micheal Cole.**~*The Best Damn Diva In The XwwA**~* Jackie Gayda:Ugh,Micheal can I help you with something?Now is really not the time but you're not going to leave me alone until I talk to you so just hurry it up ok? ~XwwA interviewer~ Micheal Cole:OK.Well first off let me apologize for coming to you at what was very obviously an inconvenient time.But anyway,let's move on.Jackie Gayda,this Sunday at Divamania you will be taking on "The Queen Of Scream" Daffney Unger.And just a little while ago,she had an interview with Mean Gene Okerlund.She had quite alot to say but I think it would be best of we watched her interview on this tape.Jackie rolls her eyes and gives off an impatient sigh but opens the door to her dressing room and allows Micheal Cole to enter.She follows him in and then snatches the tape fro him.She goes over to the VCR,pops the tape in,turns on the TV and starts to watch the tape.As the tape continues on,and Jackie continues to watch Daffney's ramblings,a smile forms onto her face.The tape then finishes,and Micheal Cole starts the interview~XwwA Interviewer~ Micheal Cole:So Jackie.You just saw the tape in which Daffney had some pretty strong comments about you.Can I please get your response to that?**~*The Best Damn Diva In The XwwA**~* Jackie Gayda:Oh Daffney Daffney Daffney.I knew you were crazy but I didn't know you were that crazy.Saying that just because I'm a rookie,I'm not good enough?Well yea of course I've lost matches,but everyone loses matches once in a while.But you on the other hand,lose every single match your in!So that kind of makes you an eternal rookie I guess.And then you have the nerve to say that the WWE sucks.Well Daffey I hate to remind you of this,but you were in the worst company known to man.And that is of course,WcW.And whatever happened to that hmmm?Oh yea!Now I remember.They couldn't handle the pressure of being in competition with WWE,and they folded under the pressure.And who bought them out again?Oh of course,it was the WWE!So Daffney,you can be proud about being in the WcW but it's not that big of a deal because everyone knows that WcW sucked.And as far as my ego goes,I don't have a huge ego.Not at all!I'm just a confident woman,and I'm confident that I'm going to beat you.Sure you've held a title in WcW but that doesn't mean anything.Anyone could hold a title there.But have you ever held a title here?Umm..no I dont think so.Face it Daffney.You're worthless,untalented.And you've lost every match you've ever been in.There's no need to train because this is just going to be yet another humiliating loss for you,and just another glorious win for me.There is no way that you're going to beat me Daffney.No way.And ya know,you sound a little hypocritical.Saying it wasn't good for me to but into your little interview.You decided to but into the hardcore title match,so why not just give you a taste of your own medicine.I also found the comment you made about the whole "headon collision" quite amusing.To compare the beating that I am going to give you to a head on car accident is just flattering.It shows that you know what you are in for.And that is of course,the beating of a lifetime at the biggest PPV event in XwwA history.Like the advertisement says:"The End of an Era".And just like I said before,it's going to be the end of you as well.So let me say this in closing:Daffney,you can do all of the training you want,but it's not going to matter.Because when you walk your ass down to the ring at Divamania,it's going to get kicked,courtesy of me.Until then Daffney.Until then...... With that said,Jackie smiles at Micheal Cole and then tells him to leave.As he does,she closes the door behind him and then leans against it and closes her eyes as the cameras fade off to black to advertise a Divamania commercial............. |
