**~*The Best Damn Diva In The XwwA**~* Jackie Gayda:Jack,may I ask what the hell is taking you so long?We are 25 minutes late.25!Now look,I may not have a match at this house show,but there is an important meeting concerning the WOW invasion and anyone who is late will get fired.And if I get fired I will not be a happy camper.Now if you would be so kind as to get us to the arena and get us there now,it'd me muchly appreciated.OK?Thank you!

Jackie then rolls her eyes as the driver tries to stammer out an answer,but before he can finish,Jackie rolls up the divider.She sighs again and presses her head against her window and looks out at the passing buildings.Finally,after what seemed like hours,but was really only 15 minutes,the limo finally pulls into the arena.Jackie looks up and sees the line of fans waiting for the doors to open so they can get to their seats and enjoy the next 2 hours of the XwwA house show,where the divas will be giving the fans their all so they can be highly entertained.The limo makes a few turns and then turns into the parking garage.The limo continues on for a bit and when it finally stops,Jackie opens her own door,hops out and grabs her bags and hurries into the building leaving the limo driver behind.She pushes open the doors and walks very fast to the hallway of dressing rooms.She semi-jogs all the way down to her locker room and opens the door and flips on the light switch.Not even bothering to look around,Jackie just tosses her stuff onto a black leather couch and then rushes out of her locker room.She then hurries down the hall and makes her way towards the makeup ladies room.She doesn't bother with knocking,she just rushes in and sits down in the chair.

**~*The Best Damn Diva In The XwwA**~* Jackie Gayda:Ok Janet,come on.Make me beautiful.Oh wait I already am!But anyways,come on,put the makeup and and hurry it up.

*~*SCENE 2:Interview*~*

Janet looks at Jackie in disgust but nevertheless goes to get her makeup.But before she can get back to Jackie in time,XwwA's annoying interviewer Jonathan Coachman walks up to her with a microphone in his hand,wanting an interview as usual.

**XwwA's Most Annoying Interviewer** Jonathan Coachman:Jackie Gayda hello.Now before I get to my main purpose of this interview,I'd like to talk to you about your match last thursday night on Smackdown.Now you were originally scheduled to go against Molly Holly in a one on one match,but due to some circumstances that took place early in the evening,you became Riot's new tag team partner and Molly became Danger's,and you and Riot took on Molly Holly and Danger in a very action packed tag team match.Although Riot did alot of the work in the matchup,you certainly took it to the opposing team,showing off your amazing athleticism when you pulled off an amazing headscissors takedown on Danger!And then,as if that wasn't enough you followed it up with an enziguri kick right to Danger's head!And then you took the fight to Molly when you and her spilled to the outside of the ring.Now granted she gained the upper hand when she threw you into the steel stairs,but in the end it was all worth it because Riot nailed the Riotter on both Danger and Molly and got the pin,and the win for your team.Could I get your comments on that match?

**~*The Best Damn Diva In The XwwA**~* Jackie Gayda:Well,I was a little bit disappointed that my match against Shamu the whale,er um......I mean Molly Holly was made into that tag match,I really didn't mind that much.I still got my hands on Molly and I showed her that she doesn't want to mess with me.and as far as that stupid bitch Danger goes,she doesn't intimidate me.In fact,she makes me laugh.She thinks that she's sooooooooooo tough and sooooo unstoppable.Well if she was so unstoppable then why the hell did I,a rookie take her down?TWICE I might add,First with that perfectly executed headscissors takedown and then again with that beautiful enziguri kick right to Danger's head.I think I showed her that I don't mess around and I don't play games.And believe me I cannot wait to get to her level in the XwwA because I would take great pleasure in kicking her ass.Now yea,I know Riot did alot of the work.But I helped out too.But did that matter?Not one damn bit.Just because she got the pin everyone thinks that she did all of the work and I don't like that.She has a problem with hogging the spotlight.Just like in the Lethal Lottery tournament when we tagged together,she never tagged me in because she was a spotlight hog and it ended up with us losing.Now granted,I can understand her reason for celebration.She finally did what she has been wanting to do for quite some time now and that's knock Molly on her big ole booty-which is tremendously huge by the way-and pin her 1-2-3.So,I guess I can understand why Riot was celebrating.But quite honestly,I don't care about it anymore.We won the match,now it's done and over with and now it's time to move on to the next thing.

**XwwA's most annoying interviewer** Jonathan Coachman:Well it's funny that you should mention that.See,I guess you have impressed Vice President Chyna,with your athleticism in the tag match,and the way you ran down to the ring during the hardcore title match,that she decided to give you a shot at the hardcore title.This monday night on RAW it will be you,facing Lizzy Borden and Tori in a triple threat match for the hardcore title.What do you have to say on that?

**~*The Best Damn Diva In The XwwA**~*:Really?How interesting.Now I'm sure you want my thought on my opponents and the whole match in general,so I guess I can give you my "thoughts".Ok first let's start off with the whole 24/7 rule on the hardcore title.I think that what has happened with it is a good thing.It should provide for some quality entertainment for the fans.But at the same time,it provides a very tiring challenge for the person who holds the title.Always having to watch their backs.Sweating it out and wondering,when will the next person attack them.It actually gives me a little thrill.I love challenges and I love competition.And thats what makes this title shot so great.If I win-which I will-I will have at least 4 or 5 women chasing after me for that title at every event.It provides quite a challenge and believe me,I welcome it.And when I win that title from Lizzy Borden,I welcome any woman who thinks that they can take the title from me.I've shown that I don't play games,and that I'm not a person to be messed with.And I will have no problmes showing that more than once a night when there will be some crazed woman coming after me with a trash can lid or a fire extinguisher,attempting to take the title from me.It doesn't matter what they will throw at me because in the end,they will have wished that they never came after me.But first,in order for all of this to actually become a reality,I have to actually win the title.Of course,not that it will actually be a hard thing to do.I mean look at my opponents.First,let's look at Lizzy Borden.Ok sure,this woman is the best hardcore champion that this place has ever seen,but if you ask me,she isn't that special.The only thing I see when I see Lizzy Borden is a deranged woman who needs some serious therapy.But from the looks of her last appointment,even that isn't helping the woman.And it's a shame really.I mean come on Coach think about it.If she would stop listening to the voices in her head and acutally concentrated on making her career worth something,maybe she would be world champion right now.But instead,she chooses to clamor for attention and act like she's a real genuine lunatic.Well,actually she is crazy but I highly doubt it's to the extent that she takes it.Nearly burning people,making threats to a therapist.Puhleaze.She is just trying to come off as intimidating but to me she just comes off as moronic.And I can tell you right now that if that wierdo tries to set me on fire,I hope that she has a fire Extinguisher handy because she's the only one that's gonna be going up in flames!!Now,as far as Tori goes,only one word comes to mind when I think of her:pathetic.She used to be something great,but now she's simply a lackey for Sable.And that in itself is pathetic.You'd think that if she was going to be a lackey for someone,she'd go for someone who actually means something to this company.Sable has already had her spotlight here in the XwwA and now she has nothing.She's washed up and the only thing she can really do is her little "grind".That's the only reason she is put on T.V. anymore.But Sable isn't my opponent,Tori is.Tori hasn't really shown me a whole lot lately.She has alot of ring rust that she needs to work out and believe me,now that she's stepping into the ring with me,she's going to get the workout of a lifetime and I think that alot of her ringrust will be cured.But let's face it Coach.Lizzy and Tori may be somewhat good wrestlers,but they can't compare to me.I am one of the best wrestlers in this comapny-with the exception of a few-and I am going to make it so that Lizzy and Tori are lying in the middle of the ring in pain,wishing that Chyna had never made this match.It's a hardcore match Coach.That means that anything can,and will happen.No disqualification.That means if I want to knock Lizzy out with the hardcore belt,I can.If I want to smack Tori over the head with the ring bell,I can.If I want to bust the both of them open and take great pleasure in watching them scream in pain and beg for mercy as I kick their ass,then I can,and I most certainly will.They are never going to be better then me and when it comes time for us to fight on RAW,they are going to find out just why I call myself the best damn diva in the XwwA.I am their worst nightmare.I am going to make sure that after this match,that they won't be able to get up.Lizzy will finally be going to the mental facility like she needs to,and Tori is going find a new career doing god knows what.And while they lay in the ring in their own puddles of blood,I will be standing there in the middle of the ring,after a long hard fought battle,as the new hardcore champion of the XwwA,and there will be nobody that can stop me.I will take over as the best damn hardcore champion that this place has ever seen and there will be nobody that will be able to stop me.Now Coach,as much as I'd love to stay here and chat all day,there is a meeting that I need to attend and I simply can't miss it.So if you'll excuse me,I need to go.Tata for now!

Jackie bids Coach adue,and then gets up from the chair and tells the makeup lady that she doesn't need anything done and then heads off to attend the meeting while the cameras fade off to a RAW commerical advertising the triple threat match.....