Mad, mad world!

Penguins, jelly and wild dogs. Prepare to enter the weird world of *NSYNC...

So who talks the most then?
Chris: Joey, definitely. Once he starts he just goes rambling on and he doesn't stop for breath! It all ends up being one huge, long sentence like this and you find yourself trying to breathe for him!
Justin: Ahhh, don't ... you'll give him a complex!

Who's the funniest?
JC:
Probably Chris - he's the crazy one...
Lance: Yeah, he's a couple of sandwiches short of a picnic!
Chris: No Lance, you're the funny one!
Justin: I think everybody has their moments, but Chris just seems to have more of them.
Chris: I think we're all equally funny - It's just who comes out the box the fastest.
Justin: Tell them the squirrel joke.
Joey: How do you catch a squirrel? Climb up a tree and act like a nut...it's not really very funny, is it?
Chris: How about this one? A guy walks in a bar and says 'ouch' ... (the appalling joke telling goes on for ages and gets even worse...)
Chris: The best ones are when we go to countries that don't speak the language and we tell our favorite jokes but we've all got different versions. Mine goes, two penguins were on a boat getting some sun. One penguin says to the other, 'Would you please pass me the radio?' And the penguin says, 'What do you think I am, a tomato?' (guffawing)
Lance: And they don't understand, but they laugh politely anyway!
Chris: Oh no, we've just used up all our jokes in one go - we've just used up all our jokes in one go - we'd better shut up!

OK, seriously now ... who has the most mishaps?
Joey, Lance, JC and Chris:Err...(all looking at Justin who's actually sitting there with a hugely bandaged thumb)
Justin: Yeah, alright, it's probably me! I broke my thumb breakdancing. Joey steps on people's feet a lot, though, but that's because he can't help it - he's just got very big feet!

Who's the best at chatting girls up?
Justin: Joey. He's always chatting to girls - he's really flirtatious.
Chris: It depends, though. I think Lance is pretty good at it too, and he's sneaky with it. You don't really know he's doing it 'til bam, it's too late. But the question is, are you good if you don't make any fuss and just do it, or are you good if nobody knows you're doing it?
Joey: Then JC's just cheesy, he's got all these really bad chat up lines, and I promise that the other day he actually said to this girl, 'So, how often do you come here?'!
JC: OK, I asked that ONCE alright?!
Chris: Yeah, but closely followed by, 'What's your star sign?'!
JC: I wasn't trying to pull, though. I was just genuinely curious about how often this girl worked at gigs, so I said, 'Do you come here often?' and it just came out really wrong. And the minute I'd said it, everyone was like, 'You are a loser!'

So, who's the biggest party animal then?
JC: We all have our moments, but Joey and Chris always stay up the longest.
Joey: You see, JC matured too quickly. He peaked at the age of 15 and he's going down hill slowly. All he wants to do now is sleep.
Lance: I agree, though. The worst feeling in the world is waking up in the morning.
Chris: No it is not - the worst feeling in the world is when you stick your hand into a bowl of jelly and then don't wash it off. Now that's a bad feeling - it goes all sticky and crusty! (?)

OK, you're obviously big ravers, but who's the shyest?
Lance: Me, probably
Chris: He is actually really laid back and kinda shy.
Lance: I'm alright once I know people, but at first I find it really hard.
Joey: Lance uses us like wild dogs - he holds us by the leash and waits for us to go sniff people out and then he goes and meets them himself.

Right boys, own up - who's the vainest?
Lance: I can't bear looking in the mirror - I guess that's why my hair looks like this!
Justin: None of us are particularly vain - we pretty much throw anything on.
Joey: Honestly though, if we had to pick someone it's probably be me.
Chris: Although JC does dance in front of the mirror quite a lot and he makes all these crazy faces at himself!

Who's the leader in the pack?
Joey: There isn't one, really.
JC: Everybody's got their own role and is a leader in some respect - like Lance, for example, has always got the schedule down pat. He's always on top of that.

Are any of you worriers?
JC: I guess I'm pretty paranoid.
Chris: Yeah, he tends to really stress about how many records we're selling and what people think and all that.
Joey: Sometimes me and Chris want to go out and party all night, and JC's like, 'Well, we've got to get up early for a photoshoot in the morning, so if you guys want to look alright...'
Chris: ...and then the next morning he'll just look at you and go, 'So you stayed up late last night, then - you're going to look really good today, aren't you?'

Who gets the most homesick?
Justin: We all do, but we don't really talk about it. Anyway, the five of us are like a family and we all look out for each other.
Chris: Sometimes I get more homesick when I'm at home - I miss all the touring!
Joey: And when you're on the road you're so busy you don't get time to think about it - you just get on with it...TVH

The who's who of *NSYNC...
JC on Justin
Justin is very, very athletic. He's just always dying to do things and have a good time. I also love his sincerity - he's a really nice, genuine kinda person.
Justin on Joey
Well, he's got a big nose - no seriously, Joey's a very optimistic person. Whenever things aren't too good he'll really try his hardest to make them better.
Joey on Lance
He's a really good person to talk to. He's really interested in business and marketing and he's always on top of things. He wants to be a business manager one day.
Lance on Chris
Lance: Chris is just crazy!
Chris: And you're saying that's my best quality?
Lance: It IS your best quality! When you're crazy you're funny and that makes people laugh and it's really cool.
Chris: (in scary voice) Great, I'm not a good person, I'm just crazy. Thanks.
Chris on JC
He's very hardworking and dedicated and he's a very serious sort of person. I don't mean he's not fun, but he knows when it's time to play and when it's time to work. He's really dedicated to his career and that's really admirable.

Written by Allison Lower for TV HITS [�UK 1997]
Typed by Linda for ++LinSync Productions++ [�2000]

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