07/25/02
X-Men: The Motion Picture (Movie)
  
     So there is this movie right? And it's like about these "Ex-Men" like they aren't 
men anymore, even though like half of them are men and only half are women. The women 
don't really look like Ex-Men anymore, I mean not to dissapoint the Ex-men out there but 
you can tell.
  
    But there is this movie though anyway and these X-men have all these whackey kooky 
magic powers. Like the one guy he makes these little fire balls then the other guy makes 
the fire ball into this ice ball and OOPS it dropped and broke on the floor! BEtter hope 
the teacher doesn't notice she may be mad. Did I mention they are att his school? These 
X-Men live in this school for "Gifted Youngsters". Man that's such a lame sounding word, 
Youngsters". "Come here youngster while I tell ya'll about my stories durin Dubya Dubya 
Two." Whatever, these People with Magic powers go around fighting evil people. The Evil 
people also have magic powers. There is this one guy who's power is having lots of hair 
and ugly fangs, and the other guy with Super Tounge Ability. Plus there is Blue Naked 
Chick and Crazy Magnetic Old Guy. Crazy Magnet guy wants to give all the people of the 
world magic powers just like he has.
  
     He thinks it is unfair that only he has magic powers, so he wants to share it with 
people all over. But these other people called the X-Men don't think sharing is good. 
They are poopy head doo doo faces. Also this movie has a bad moral because the X-men end 
up stopping Crazy Magnet Guy. Plus they all have better magic powers. A lot of movies 
give the bad guys better things though, it's supposed to symbolize overcoming 
unsermountable odds.
  
    Anyway the X-men have the guy who shoots Lasers from his eyes, the chick who makes 
spoons float, and "Wheels" who is the fastest guy in a wheelchair ever. Also thre is the 
one chick who's super power is horrible one liners, and the other guy who has huge claws 
that come out of his fists. He's all like "I AM ENRAGED SO NOW I WILL KILL YOU WITH MY 
CLAWS! OOOHHHHHH SPOOKEY". Then he cuts things. Cut cut cut cut cut cut, I'm a kniiiiife, 
knifin around. Lucky for Crazy Magnet Guy the magner magic power is strong against the 
evil claws.
  
     Like I said though the ending is sad because no one gets to share the magic powers. 
if I had my way the end would have had Crazy Magnet Guy share with everyone then people 
all over would be happy and Ugly Hairy Guy would be able to find a loving home for his 
misunderstood self and Blue Naked Chick would have found a lover. Then it would be happi! 
YAY!!!!!