06/20/02
Filler - Robot Porno Flicks
  
[02:32] <\Peter> I should buy one of those vibrating fake pussies
[02:33] <\Peter> That would increase my jerking efficiency tenfold
[02:33] <\SparkyPhil> LOL
[02:33] <\SparkyPhil> Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
[02:33] <\RJ> get a vibrating fake pussy and a vibrating fake dick
[02:33] <\RJ> then watch them have secks for inspiration
[02:33] <\Peter> It would go crazy.
[02:34] <\RJ> Actually that probaly would be intertaining
[02:34] <\SparkyPhil> Yes.
[02:34] <\Pluvius> I know I'd be amused.
[02:34] <\SparkyPhil> I need to make a video of that.
[02:34] <\RJ> I shall have ot aquire some, then sell videos
[02:34] <\SparkyPhil> Robotic sex in the 22th century.
[02:34] <\RJ> or something
[02:35] <\SparkyPhil> Attach the to cardboard boxes made into robots.
[02:35] <\RJ> yeah
[02:35] <\ThisIsASentenceInANick> you could paint yourself all silvery
[02:35] <\RJ> cardboard robots
[02:35] <\ThisIsASentenceInANick> including your penis
[02:35] <\RJ> with vibrators
[02:35] <\RJ> fucking
[02:35] <\SparkyPhil> Thrn them on high.
[02:35] <\ThisIsASentenceInANick> and do the pretend robotic movements.
[02:35] <\RJ> you could sell robot porn
[02:36] <\Peter> Hail people I have come from the future with a marvelous innovation
[02:36] <\SparkyPhil> Holy shit.
[02:36] <\SparkyPhil> This is actually good.
[02:36] <\Pluvius> I think we're on to a multi-million dollar idea.
[02:36] <\RJ> Greetings 45398-BYT, you are really turing on my servo gyrators"
[02:36] <\SparkyPhil> www.robotpr0n.com
[02:37] <\RJ> Indeed 287-TYP-346 I am getting quite libricated just thinking of you.
[02:37] <\RJ> thent hey fuck
[02:37] <\RJ> with lots of motor poil
[02:37] <\RJ> oil
[02:37] <\RJ> we see the "sparks fly" literaly
[02:37] <\SparkyPhil> Drinking glasses of motor oil.
[02:37] <\RJ> yeah
[02:37] <\SparkyPhil> In martini glasses.
[02:38] <\Pluvius> Castrol GTX, only the finest for you my dear.
[02:38] <\RJ> the male robot could force the female one ot excrreeet motor oil
[02:38] <\RJ> then drink it
[02:38] <\SparkyPhil> Call it an Exxon Valdez.
[02:38] <\Peter> Christ you're already on to robot fetishes
[02:38] <\RJ> Vondage Robot Porn
[02:38] <\RJ> the robots get taken apart
[02:38] <\SparkyPhil> Put sugar in the motoroil.
[02:38] <\RJ> and then fucked
[02:38] <\SparkyPhil> Upload viruses into her.
[02:39] <\RJ> yeah
[02:39] <\Pluvius> OH NO I HAVE A TSR
[02:39] <\SparkyPhil> Robothypnol
[02:39] <\Pluvius> You should've worn an Anti-Trojan.
[02:39] <\RJ> I'll hav eto remember this one day when I go off to college an dgte drunk
[02:39] <\RJ> heh
[02:39] <\SparkyPhil> TROJAN PATCH MAN!
[02:39] <\RJ> with a video camera
[02:40] <\RJ> I could do it for a film class
[02:40] <\SparkyPhil> Hehe.
[02:40] <\RJ> The teacher would shit bricks
[02:40] <\SparkyPhil> That would be so cool.
[02:40] <\Pluvius> "The Downfall of a Loser with an Idea: The Dangers of a Creative Mind"
[02:40] <\RJ> robot rape, the male robotreprograms the female robots body
[02:41] <\Pluvius> No, no, stop inserting your interface tool... OH YES
[02:41] <\Peter> Hopefully in the future there will still be a place for human cocksucking experts like me.
[02:41] <\Pluvius> It'd be like Japanese toon rape.
[02:41] <\Peter> I will not be phased out.
[02:41] <\RJ> you will be replaced
[02:41] <\Peter> My mouth is not obsolete.
[02:41] <\Pluvius> By Enil.
[02:41] <\RJ> by a robot than can suck cokc absolutely perfectly
[02:41] <\RJ> and forever
[02:42] <\Peter> But he'll lack the human touch!
[02:42] <\Pluvius> You know, Enil is Line backwards.
[02:42] <\SparkyPhil> We'll be rich, we'll market it to the Japanese!
[02:42] <\RJ> yes
[02:42] <\RJ> to JAPAN!
[02:42] <\RJ> We could get liscences there too!
[02:42] <\RJ> when we make soem cash
[02:42] <\SparkyPhil> Those quaky bastards will love it!
[02:42] <\RJ> like Gundam secks
[02:42] <\RJ> and Matzinger Z
[02:42] <\SparkyPhil> Yes!
[02:43] <\Pluvius> Neon Genesis Evangfuckeon
[02:43] <\RJ> "Time for the Secret Gundam Saber weapon!
[02:43] <\RJ> Then the gundams gang rape the enemies
[02:43] <\RJ> no it starts witht he enemies gang raping h egood guy
[02:43] <\SparkyPhil> Meca Mayhem
[02:43] <\RJ> thent he good guy gets powere dup and shows them how to do it right
[02:43] <\Peter> I wonder if you would still need to have fake robopubes to cover it up.
[02:43] <\RJ> and wipes them out
[02:43] <\Pluvius> Eva-01 fucks the Angels hard and fast.
[02:44] <\RJ> yes
[02:44] <\SparkyPhil> Meco means 'cum' in Spanish.
[02:44] <\RJ> Eva and Angels fuckt o make a perfect being
[02:44] <\Pluvius> Is someone logging this?
[02:44] <\RJ> YES
[02:44] <\RJ> Let me quit out and retunr
[02:44] <\SparkyPhil> Wait.
[02:44] <\RJ> to ensure it is saved glitch free
Session Close: Sat Jun 02 02:44:56 2001