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Last updated: April 22nd, 2005

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This is the "I've-got-it-figured" section--AKA KY's guide to live a perfect life.
But there's also a reason this page is named Junkies.
Please use at your own risk.
Please also notice that this page is also completely separate from the journal.
I apologize if I'm too racist, or too stuck-up. But there's always an option to close this window.

Observation IV: Pick Your own Poison
Everyone needs something to take their mind off things every now and then, or just to make time pass by faster somehow. Some people do it in a "productive" manner and others have other ways to achieve the same purpose. I don't want to judge some means to achieve that purpose as better or worse than the others as long as there's no harm done to self or others. There's always a delicate balance between things, too much, too little, etc. There's a mean, there's an end. Why judge because of the means if the ends are the same?

Observation III: Don't Promise and Don't Trust in Promises
My take on this whole "promising" thing is that it is done in order to ensure the occurrence or un-occurrence(for lack of better term) of an event. But creating such a word for such purpose is unnecessary since the conditions may very well be described. Having such word as "promise", however, creates a sense of security for most people although having a sense of security does not interfere with the occurrence of an event. Since Promise does not even interfere with the occurrence if an event, let alone ensure, like it is intended to, the whole purpose of it's existence is rather useless. If it really is useless, then why use it?

Observation II: Disassociative Fugue is the absolute BEST Mental Disorder, because...
You forget everything, yes, I meant everything. Not even your name, not your mother, not your father, not even the chick you slept with last night (Oh, some people don't need a disorder for this one... I forgot). But when you do get this disorder, then for sure...
"You're not your job.
You're not how much money you have in the bank.
You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis.
You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world." --Fight Club (Tyler Durden)
However... that's not why he's messed up in the movie though.

Observation I: I don't understand this... help!!!!
Well, you know. If you don't understand it, then it is probably a piece of artwork. SO, If I don't make sense to you, then I am a piece of artwork too. Actually, I'm a master piece most of the time.

Observation III: Sweet College Job
A bum. If you on average make 1 dollar from every ten cars that pass by, you'd make good money. If a place is moderately busy, it'll only take about 5 minutes before 10 cars pass by. And there are 60 minutes per hour, which means about 60/5*10=120 cars will pass by. 120/10=12, 12 dollars per hour!! Yeah! it's even higher than my wage as a Dining Hall Student Manager.

Observation II: Making Perfect Hash Browns!
Just get a massive grill sandwich maker and you can mass produce delicious hash brown with 2 golden sides.

Observation I: I can make a living off playing video games (finally, yeah, I'm kinda slow for these kind of things)
How? Well, get like 5 computers and play Everquest AND Diablo all day and then start selling my accounts on Ebay :D Yes!! There is finally a way to play video games all day and screw social life, school, work, and... WHATEVER!!

Observation IV: Just what is love? (1)
When you see a hot chick and all of a sudden she's not as hot as she used to be, that's love. But you are not in love with that hot chick though, it's someone else who had made that hot chick not so hot anymore.

Observation III: An element to make a guy "cute"
You must try. You must try hard. But you may not succeed. It's just not funny when a guy knows exactly what he needs to do to please a girl. But he must try anyways. Maybe that's why Mr. Doo-bag is nicer. Maybe that's why she paid attention to me even though her tongue was burning. I wouldn't care about such if my tongue is burning.

Observation II: Nice Guy Finish Last...
Um, sorry. But sometimes "nice guys" aren't as "nice" as they appear to be... It might just mean self-esteem issues. One of those "I'm-afraid-I'm-gonna-get-rejected (for the 37th times in a row)"...

Observation I: White guys are really digging Asian Chicks.
If the theory supporting Diversity Issues Observation I is true, then it is probable that Asian females have some kind of aroma around them that signs: VERY FERTILE... as a matter of fact, they just might be the hottest chicks universally.

Observation I: The Chinese is the largest population on Earth.
Hmm... evolutionarily speaking, it must mean that they fuck very well, and that they have been making a crazy load of babies throughout human history.
And, while I'm at this, since the Chinese is the largest  population, it must also mean that they are the best  fuckers, literally.